A jort is a person who is scummy, annoying, rude etc. No jort is ever nice, believe me you will never find a nice jort EVER.
by Thecoolguy11 May 8, 2020
Get the Jortmug. by t5q34ergresg August 14, 2024
Get the jort emergencymug. person: What do i wear today?
you: Jorts and a bb simon belt
person: Why?
you: It’s national jort day
you: Jorts and a bb simon belt
person: Why?
you: It’s national jort day
by Luckis gut May 26, 2022
Get the National Jort daymug. Originated from a Charlie Slimecicle song, The fictional natural disaster called Jort storm can be multiple things, It can be a Jort-icane, Jort-nado Jort-nami, Jort-quake, Jort-ruption, Jort-alanche, or even a Jort-pocalypse.
by JORTSTOMSCOMINGTONIGHT123 September 12, 2023
Get the Jort stormmug. The action of cutting a pair of jeans to the length of a pair of shorts. Invented by famous jortist Brian David Gilbert in his 2019 masterpiece: "how to make jorts".
a jean jorted before its time
i need to include the word "to jort" in here but thats not how english grammar works please ignore this sentence thx
i need to include the word "to jort" in here but thats not how english grammar works please ignore this sentence thx
by cmm78 March 3, 2025
Get the to jortmug. by Skaterdude69420 July 26, 2022
Get the National jorts daymug. He is a beauty the best person in the world. He looks like he Just came from heaven. Every girl likes him but hé only likes 1 girl Anna.
by Jort lekker ding October 26, 2017
Get the jort mathijssenmug.