jorts

Jorts is a majestic sexy queen who is married to nail horan but has often orgys with THE pentagon. jorts is to good for any man besides harry

The Jorts girl is the hottest female I have ever seen.

by shmitters April 29, 2022

Dave Jorts

Cutting pockets and pant legs out of jeans thinking you're still in your 20s, but you're not. Cutting shorts too short will cause blindness to those around you.

Men over 40 love showing off the new and improved Dave Jorts, with out permission.

by Letemburn May 2, 2022

Jort

jort is someone who is yoghhurt

that dude looks like jort.

by ur jort January 1, 2022

Jort

kkr djalla

Hey look at that Jort over There!, he's such a kkr djalla

by Frankerkanker January 10, 2022

National Jort day

National jort day is on may 26

person: What do i wear today?
you: Jorts and a bb simon belt
person: Why?
you: It’s national jort day

by Luckis gut May 26, 2022

Jorted

When you are wearing jorts and you cume. Also a better version of jorting.

I jorted to that thicc WAP, bro!!!

by 1stDMAN February 18, 2021

Jort

The word “jort” short for jorteous, meaning; loser bozo boy

You suck so bad at this game, you jort!

by mafialord February 23, 2022