A portmanteau or “jizz” and “yogurts.”
by Schnortle McFly January 7, 2023
Get the jortsmug. by AsianMonkeh October 25, 2023
Get the Jortmug. Shorts with a Jean texture and look. They are usually accompanied by their cousin, the SSBU or Short Sleve Button-Up, and are generally seen as tacky, and rightfully so.
Normal Human 1: Look at that person! he looks horrible in those Jorts.
Normal Human 2: Especially with the golden basketball shoes and SSBU! It just looks terrible.
Normal human 1: Oh no, they're putting on shutter shades now...
Normal Human 2: Especially with the golden basketball shoes and SSBU! It just looks terrible.
Normal human 1: Oh no, they're putting on shutter shades now...
by IT'S PEKO TIME March 25, 2018
Get the Jortsmug. the best person you wil ever meet! great lover and very clever. loves travelling and techno partys. Jort is FUCKING awesome!
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by jort the king March 31, 2017
Get the Jortmug. v: Oh, gross! That dude just jort shart!
n: Steve's lactose intolerant and he had a real nasty jort shart earlier. That's what he gets for wearing jorts and eating a tub of ice cream.
n: Steve's lactose intolerant and he had a real nasty jort shart earlier. That's what he gets for wearing jorts and eating a tub of ice cream.
by CArthur June 20, 2021
Get the Jort shartmug. He is a beauty the best person in the world. He looks like he Just came from heaven. Every girl likes him but hé only likes 1 girl Anna.
by Jort lekker ding October 26, 2017
Get the jort mathijssenmug. He is looking nice and patatic, always trains but goes every day to the mac or kfc, when there are random people jort is the shy guy
by Bernatdk November 22, 2021
Get the Jortmug.