Joey

That one kid that will never make the first move he will always make you talk to his crush for him

Want to here a joke Joey talking to a girl himself

by Skipdipboopdoop July 20, 2018

Joey

sexy

sexy joey

by GIRLS IN HIS CLASS February 21, 2019

Joey

Joey is a vary handsome man, hes smart and knows just when you need him. Big cuddly bear that just wants to cuddle up with you to make you feel better, on the other hand is vary skilled with sex. Vary romantic and intimate if you get the chance to get that close to him. Hes sexy and has a huge penis.

I'm so jealous of Xen, her man is a Joey.

by Ratttat February 11, 2017

Joey

A troll, jackass, pretentious, bastard. Talented to the highest in lying. Self centered piece of shit with an arrogant attitude. Despite all flaws, is still something you're highly anxious to crawl into bed with any chance you get. Reigns supreme in giving you the hottest sex hair of your life with the added benefit of the most amazing arctic sky colored eyes staring back at you. But still a major asshole.

My boyfriend is such a Joey, he'd be out on his ass so fast his head would spin if it weren't for the poundings.

by SheenIsWinning June 20, 2011

Joey

Verb: To Joey

The act of allowing a considerable amount of time to pass before responding to a text message.

Common responses include:
"k"
"Mhm"
"yep"

Girl 1: He still hasn't responded, it's been almost three hours!
Girl 2: Face it, you're being Joeyed

by ahwell June 23, 2012

Joey

Coming to a full stop at an intersection that has no stop sign.

My dad pulled a Joey, and the guy behind us started honking.

by Cellly June 27, 2013

Joey

A baby kangaroo

Person A: aww look at the baby kangaroo
Person B: Otherwise known as a Joey.

by bg1297 September 10, 2012