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Jizzstillery

A rectum that is being used to ferment sperm into alcohol.

The liquor is generally consumed by being felched out with a straw.

Sometimes a large stalk of sugarcane is rammed in and out of the rectum to add sugar to the mash.
Since 1983, Francis has been fermenting spunk up his poop shoot. That’s right, the oldest jizzstillery in the state. Slick is the main distiller, and his batches are referred to as Slick Daniel’s. Slick can be seen sipping the liquor with a shit eating grin on his face.
by Dunkin Midikiner December 25, 2024
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Jitastic

A person, place, or thing exhibiting the qualities of a jit
Look at that jit go. No one is as jitastic as he is!
by Doc DR January 14, 2025
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Jizzsicle

Frozen semen...Typically dripping down someone's inner thighs, then freezes

Thought of this while living in northern Ontario, in the winter, after receiving an internal cum load, from my boyfriend
Its so cold outside, its officially jizzsicle season...
by SemonDemon2625 January 23, 2026
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Jimtastic

Modern word to replace awesome and amazing
Your work is so Jimtastic
by Kemske May 23, 2025
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jimnastics

What you'll hafta regularly perform to stay in shape if you chow down on too many of Mr. Dean's salty calories-laden breakfast-sausages.
Like da hips-swinging Elvis, da famous "Big John" singer was known for fancy jimnastics while he performed onstage.
by QuacksO0 June 8, 2025
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