Jewster

(n). 1. A Jewish Gangster
2. A Person Of The Jewish Religion Who Is Perceived As A "Cool Guy"
3. A Nickname For A Jew

1. Check That Jewster Mayne, Whadda G
2. He's Such A Jewster, Look At His Law Firm
3. Hey Jewster!

by suckcock841 April 12, 2009

Jewsday

The unofficial sabbath where members of the Jewish climbing community go to the hanger on the sly being stingy with the invites.

Dave : Has jewbag joe gone climbing?

Kane : Of course he has is Jewsday after all!

by Jewsdaysjoe January 7, 2019

Jewslap

Noun/adjective. A very awkward and angry open handed assault perpetrated by a Jewish person on a non Jewish person for no good reason. May also be perpetrated on another Jewish person, but there's usually a good reason for that type of assault.

When prematurely waking a Jew, prepare for a Jewslap.

What posessed that guy to Jewslap that other guy? That was odd.

by Sebastian Slick August 30, 2010

Jewsday

Tuesday when everyone with Optimum Rewards goes to the movies because its free.

Person 1: You wanna go to the movies saturday?
Person 2: Nah, im going today its Jewsday.

by anthony singleton February 24, 2009

jewstain

jewstain: is when a nearby jew, stains on you! or when having sex wid a jew they leave a stain aka jewstain.

hey Bob is that a jewstain on your pants?!

by sheef sandwich August 23, 2009

jewtastrophy

An epidemic caused by the Jewish religion

The Black Plague was a jewtastrophy of the 14th century

by mightymigit10 May 17, 2011

slick jewston

A twisted seedy liar.

I dated this guy for two weeks, he told me he was single, but then one day while having lunch together, his pregnant girlfriend spotted us and slapped his stupid little slick jewston face.

by Brandy January 31, 2004