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Jergens

A brand of lotion made by Kao Brands.
Use of Jergens lotion will prevent one's skin from appearing ashy.
by DeJuan March 22, 2005
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Jergens

Lotion most commonly used for masterbating. You know you're a thirteen-year-old loser when you have a desk drawer filled with a bottle of jergens and a box of tissues, on said desk is a computer with favorited links to free porn sites, and beside said desk is a trash bin that you emptied three days ago but is already half filled with messy crumpled up tissues and suffocating sperm cells.
Guy 1 : Max is a loser. Just take a look at his desk.

Guy 2 : Ew! Is that white stuff a spot of Jergens he spilled, or...?

Guy 1 : The world will never know.
by $moak$takk November 25, 2011
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The application of scientific and mathematical principals to discover the most logical methods of cock sucking and swallowing continuously in an attempt to curb Jens appetite .
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1. (adj) nerdy to an elite or exclusive level, especially in topics such as track and field, dinosaurs, or private islands
The new kid isn't just a geek... he's like a jensen-level geek.
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MUAHHHAHAHAHAHA I HAVE A FRIEND WITH THE USERNAME JENJENE 10 AND IT IS AMAZINGGGG. LITTERALLY, BESTIE, IF YOU ARE READING THIS WE will HAVE A PLAYDATE YOU SILLY LITTLE BAKKA SUSSSY SUSSY SUSSY haha
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