The absolute fucking beast. One of the best people ever to roam this land. He is very short but he makes up for it in penis size. HE IS LIKE A TRIPOD
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Jarret is the type of guy that likes sports and is very active. He is very charming and humble. He gets good grades. His dad takes care of him and decides what he will do.
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Me: Man i loves me that Rum we had last night dude
My friend: Yeah man that Sailor Jarry's is the Shit
Me: Dude yooouu got so wasted last night that you fucked the ugliest trick ive ever seen, she had two moles pimples everywhere on her fat body, she was also a hunchback and what looked like herpes around her vagina.
My friend: And how do you know that?
Me: Thats because I walked in on your crazy ass fucking her
My friend: Yeah man that Sailor Jarry's is the Shit
Me: Dude yooouu got so wasted last night that you fucked the ugliest trick ive ever seen, she had two moles pimples everywhere on her fat body, she was also a hunchback and what looked like herpes around her vagina.
My friend: And how do you know that?
Me: Thats because I walked in on your crazy ass fucking her
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The flabby, cottage cheese like saddlebags fond under the folds of a woman's ass caused by many years of smoking weed and Doritos binges when mule cock isn't available.
The flabby, cottage cheese like saddlebags fond under the folds of a woman's ass caused by many years of smoking weed and Doritos binges when mule cock isn't available.
Dude, Beth has gone down hill fast. Have you seen her in a bikini? Man, she's got some major jarritos hanging out of her suit!
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