Turning Japanese

Title of 1980 hit record by The Vapors, with a rhythm said to be suitable for masturbation. Title is a reference to the contorted face typical of a guy about to blow his load after a good tommy. The lyrics apparently tell the story of a guy in jail wanking over a picture of his girl.

1. 'Turning Japanese' by The Vapors made it to number 3 in the UK chart in early 1980.
2. I was having an awesome wank last night and just as I was about to cream myself my fucking roomate burst in and said "Fuck, you're turning Japanese!". How we laughed.

by jo-ent November 07, 2006

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Japanese Porn

Pornography in which the genitals are censored out of the video. Because genitals are nasty. No one wants to see that shit.

He might as well be squeezing toothpaste onto her face, Rajif thought as he watched the end of the Japanese porn.

by gimmedatsammich February 06, 2011

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japanese schoolgirl

A Japanese teenaged girl who poses in a school uinforms (most likely a sailor uinforms) for magazines like Beppin school. Sometimes, they appear in porn films where they get fucked by men twice their age.

Bunko Kanazawa is a example.

That kanabun chick looks hot in that school uniform!!!

by sattt August 24, 2005

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Japanese Tripod

Three men point their johnsons towords the sky and join them together to form the shape of a tripod. Then a woman sits atop the "tripod" and bounces up and down, attemped to wedge all three men inside of her.

Mary had to have emergency surgery after she had a Japanese Tripod with the Dallas Cowboys.

by BlackSnowMan August 08, 2006

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Japanese Teardrop

n. An unexpected single drop of ejaculation that turns up ten minutes after the bolt has been shot, regardless of how thoroughly one mops the bell-end. The missing fish.

(Ten minutes after a rigorous masturbation session)
Roger: “What the… Oh no!”
Clive: “What’s up?”
Roger: “Japanese Teardrop…”
Clive: “Too much detail mate… Not cool!”

by J.May December 27, 2009

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