Jam

Abbreviation of James, pronounced in a posh, Halifax accent. Preferably by Char.

Char: Hey look guys, its Jam, the fit 'won'.
Moon: Its the Jam smeller!
CRJ: How many times Si, Jam does not smell of Jam, go on.
(8) Carol!!!: Lyk ma earings, titanium n lot mayt.
Bert: Jams hot
CRJ: I know
Megune: I want a bit of Jam
Jam: Hey ladies.
Jennie: I'd do Jam
Rhino: Me too
Char: I have
Laura: You wish
Louis: I think he just ripped my topman shirt.

by JamJamSmeller January 26, 2009

Jams

Noun-
1. (used to replace any noun.)

Interjection-
2. (used as a strong expression of joy, pleasure, or approval, often accompanied with a high five.)

Verb Phrases-
3. jam up, slang:
--a. drunk or high
--b. in pain or hurt

1. Do you have any of those jams left or do I need to buy some at the store?

2. You found the Lost Boys special edition DVD on sale? Jams!

3a. Oh man, that blunt really jammed me up.

3b. My ankle was all jammed up after I twisted it.

by MPDV March 10, 2009

Jam

Just a minute

Guy 1: BRO come check this out!
Guy 2: jam, i'm fapping.

by DiverseDefinitions March 02, 2015

jam

(v). To forcibly insert

z: "What's the difference between jam and jelly?"
x: "I don't know, what?"
z: "Well, I'm not going to jelly my cock down your throat later..."

by Motivational Void. February 07, 2010

Jam

1. To Party!!!!

2. A Place You Go To Party"

1. "Yo Im jammin 2nyte"

2. "Im reachin a jam 2nyte yo you should hit it wit me"

by Baby Blue Bunnie June 11, 2005

jam

jiz, sperm, semen, cum, spermatozoa

"you fuck the daughter and the grandma. how much jam you got man?"

by analfriends February 21, 2007

Jams

an acronym standing for Just Ate Must Sleep used to describe the sleepy feeling you get after you eat. is often solved by rest hour and is commonly used at camp aloha

maia just ate 10 chicken patties
maia says "i've got the JAMS"

by aloha camper August 13, 2010