Jacques Portsman

Literally the best character and prosecutor in all of Ace Attorney, hell, in all visual novels. He’s only in Ace Attorney Investigations because the opps at Capcom knew he would outshine every other character. He’s in peak physical shape, plays a bunch of sports, and eats medals, it doesn’t get better than that. He had a detective partner named Buddy Faith that he murdered due to him being nosy and trying to meddle with his plans (they were secretly fucking as I was told by John Capcom himself).

But yeah, Jacques Portsman is the greatest!

Person 1: Plays Basketball
Person 2: WTF NO WAY JACQUES PORTSMAN REFERENCE!!!!!
Person 1: Erm… ok then…

by Jacques’ #1 Fan July 30, 2024

Jacques

very handsome nice guy he is the best at fortnite and clap youre girlfriend

some random guy: i wanna be like jacques
some random dude: me 2

by f u kid December 3, 2019

Angel Jose Roble's RX Compliments Jacques Bermon Webster II's' Butterfly Effect Being Additional Recorded Dialogue From The National Broadcast Company So Much It Became Animation Through Paperwork And It Is Called "'Emilio Rojas'"

Angel Jose Roble's RX Compliments Jacques Bermon Webster II's' Butterfly Effect Being Additional Recorded Dialogue From The National Broadcast Company So Much It Became Animation Through Paperwork And It Is Called "'Emilio Rojas'"

Angel Jose Roble's RX Compliments Jacques Bermon Webster II's' Butterfly Effect Being Additional Recorded Dialogue From The National Broadcast Company So Much It Became Animation Through Paperwork And It Is Called "'Emilio Rojas'"

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 14, 2025

Jacques

Ignorant and egotistical person usually used with friends.

*person starts doing push-ups* You would say - “Stop being a Jacquesssss

by MISTA HAYADAIN December 23, 2022

Jacques LeDock

A Quebecer/Québécois who is addicted to docking, usually he is the intact partner (the recipient of end of the docking).

Did you hear Vincent missed his CrossFit competition? He got stuck while docking, like a total Jacques LeDock.

by Richard Cockhammer and Jaques August 24, 2019

Jacques

Is the type of guy who never cleans his penis covered with dick cheese. A very dirty man

I’m going to Jacques house later, hopefully he’s cleaned himself up

by Unoptimizable November 22, 2021

Jacques

An amazing guy who is extremely talented. Jacques is known as a guy who falls in love with beautiful girls. He is often used to many as a role model and a guy who is naturally good looking.

That guy is definitely a Jacques

by Gorgeous sweetheart February 4, 2021