jacques jones

Jacques jones or Jacques joning is when you are talking to a underage boy presumably age 13 and below and having or doing the deed

Damn bro u look like Jacques jones.
Are you Jacques joning that little kid?

by 88s.archive March 20, 2024

jacques ze whipper

Very handsome and funny professional circus performer who uses whips to parody song requests by the audience.
Can be found at Renaissance Faires around the US.
Also has a cat named Scipio and a very hot ass.

Did you see Jacques Ze Whipper's performance at the RenFaire?

Someone requested the song "All The Single Ladies" and he said "I WILL DO ALL THE SINGLE LADIES".
The crowd went wild.

by salty-koala-bear March 11, 2024

Ryan Jacques

A little bastard that can’t face any problems he has head on… he opens his mouth when it’s something that is none of his business and he tries ruin peoples lives over petty arguments

Yo man don’t Ryan Jacques us if they find our vapes man…

by Colin Forester July 26, 2021

filthy jacques

Similar to a dirty sanchez, during anal when your dick is covered in feces, pull out and smear it under her nose and top lip area while eating a croissant.

I was with this chick last night and she told me she wanted me to give her a Filthy Jacques.

by Orgazmo77 December 14, 2020

Jacqued

When you like a girl but she already has a guy and you do everything to make her leave him

"Mais mec t'es vraiment en train de jacqued Marie ?"

by sihjda October 20, 2022

Jacques a dit

Simon says !

Blue: Jacques a dit (Simon says)
Simon: omg blue knows who I am

by vcutfltr August 31, 2021

Jacques Portsman

Literally the best character and prosecutor in all of Ace Attorney, hell, in all visual novels. He’s only in Ace Attorney Investigations because the opps at Capcom knew he would outshine every other character. He’s in peak physical shape, plays a bunch of sports, and eats medals, it doesn’t get better than that. He had a detective partner named Buddy Faith that he murdered due to him being nosy and trying to meddle with his plans (they were secretly fucking as I was told by John Capcom himself).

But yeah, Jacques Portsman is the greatest!

Person 1: Plays Basketball
Person 2: WTF NO WAY JACQUES PORTSMAN REFERENCE!!!!!
Person 1: Erm… ok then…

by Jacques’ #1 Fan July 30, 2024