The largest international support system for loosers ever concieved by loosers. One can rest assure that anyone with said affiliation is a complete and total failure in any and all aspects of being a reasonable human being and life in general.
Juggalo: Yo I be down wit twiztid and da wicked clowns till I ded in da ground its all about da homies and gettin dat neddin na mean?
Perfectly normal valued tax payer and otherwise valued contribution to society:
What the fuck are you talking about?
Perfectly normal valued tax payer and otherwise valued contribution to society:
What the fuck are you talking about?
by infearofbeingkilledbyclowns October 06, 2010
Peer-group with which Glenn Beck can and does most closely identify.
Joe: That Glenn Beck sure is a loud-mouthed, uninformed asshole.
Sally: Yeah, and he's a Juggalo too.
Sally: Yeah, and he's a Juggalo too.
by NovaScrotia February 25, 2011
juggalo (fucking homos) that think there all badass cuz they walk around with there little sisters make up on and try to fuck with little 5 year olds cuzs every1 else with beat the living fuck out of them the also think that ICP is music even thou we all no its just some fucking idiot that makes noise that sounds like shit that comes out of ur ass and they also say to fuck farm animals or some fat slut bitch that cost them $300 to try n fit there like inch worms in her fucking elephant pussy every1 considers them to b fags or pussies and wiggers
kevin was a juggalo and he got his ass beat because he tried to fuck up some 5 year old but was to much of a pussy and kevins mom fucked him in is ass every night with her fat strap on
all juggalos+death(in example droping a bomb on there house, popping a cap in there ass if u a jungle baby, sticking there hand in there ass and hitting them in the head with there anal toy AKA there hatchet, punching them in the fucking face, getting ur 5 year old brother or sister to fuck them up, or simply cut there head off with there hatchet) = a fucking better world with out all these clown faced flaming faggets
all juggalos+death(in example droping a bomb on there house, popping a cap in there ass if u a jungle baby, sticking there hand in there ass and hitting them in the head with there anal toy AKA there hatchet, punching them in the fucking face, getting ur 5 year old brother or sister to fuck them up, or simply cut there head off with there hatchet) = a fucking better world with out all these clown faced flaming faggets
by juggalo assassin (KJOS) June 27, 2010
Another term for a fucking retarded person, that shouldn't even be considered a human being. They are so fucked up from drinking to much "Faygo" (which is like a soda) that they have literally lost their minds, they worship the band ICP (Insane Clown Posse) and do whatever they say to do, many fucking retarded people (lets say juggalos) have killed people apparently because ICP says some random shit that has to do with killing, so they go out and kill people with hatchets. If you see someone wearing ICP clothing or "Hatchet-man" clothing, feel free, and don't hesitate to punch them in the jaw, breaking it, that should knock them right out.
Juggalo: Hey man have you heard the new ICP song? It makes me want to take my hatchet and just throw it into the next person that i see.
Normal Person: What? Are you fucking retarded? ICP is the worst band ever. how the fuck can you stand it?
Juggalo: Watch out, maybe next time I see you I will throw my hatchet into the back of your head!
Normal Person: Fuck you man, or whatever the hell you are!
*Punches juggalo in the face knocking out a couple teeth and making him go unconcious"
Normal Person: What? Are you fucking retarded? ICP is the worst band ever. how the fuck can you stand it?
Juggalo: Watch out, maybe next time I see you I will throw my hatchet into the back of your head!
Normal Person: Fuck you man, or whatever the hell you are!
*Punches juggalo in the face knocking out a couple teeth and making him go unconcious"
by idk676 December 06, 2010
fans of the music group insane clown posse.
the vast majority are pedophiles with a penchant for females in the 10-14 age range.
they buy clothes that would normally cost 10 dollars for over 100 because they have poor cartoon images of their cult leaders on them.
the drug of choice among this subculture is glue and gasoline.
rarely will a juggalo attend to their basic hygiene, resulting in a foul stench and rotting teeth.
generally do not properly clean themselves after bowel movements.
the average penis size of a juggalo male is 3 inches as opposed to 6 inches for the rest of the human race.
the average size of the juggalo females vagina is 4 times that of the average post-childbirth vagina.
75-100% of juggalos have some sort of sexually transmitted disease despite the fact that only 10% are sexually active.
the short term memory of most juggalos only allows them to remember phrases of 3 or less words.
the shoe of a juggalos stench resembles that of a 4th world outhouse.
the vast majority are pedophiles with a penchant for females in the 10-14 age range.
they buy clothes that would normally cost 10 dollars for over 100 because they have poor cartoon images of their cult leaders on them.
the drug of choice among this subculture is glue and gasoline.
rarely will a juggalo attend to their basic hygiene, resulting in a foul stench and rotting teeth.
generally do not properly clean themselves after bowel movements.
the average penis size of a juggalo male is 3 inches as opposed to 6 inches for the rest of the human race.
the average size of the juggalo females vagina is 4 times that of the average post-childbirth vagina.
75-100% of juggalos have some sort of sexually transmitted disease despite the fact that only 10% are sexually active.
the short term memory of most juggalos only allows them to remember phrases of 3 or less words.
the shoe of a juggalos stench resembles that of a 4th world outhouse.
we caught a juggalo kissing a 12 year old at the mall today. we beat his ass and he said "you ain't down wit da family ninja! da dark carnival be comin for yo ass WOOP WOOP!
by treezy z May 14, 2011
About 6 months after exposure to ICP it makes the affected individual’s language completely change, a lot of marijuana is consumed, alcohol and faygo replace water as the primary source for hydration, and the individuals style of dress changes.
1-1 1/2 years after exposure a weird intolerable odor is emitted from the individual, grades drop significantly (if still in school), 8 year old temperament occurs on an almost continuous basis, ICP music can be heard 24/7 usually accompanied by the smell of weed.
2-3 years after exposure, the ICP fanatic starts to feed off of loose change and cigarette butts, IQ usually drops to 50% of original, the smell of ass crack/weed/alcohol/body odor/an original indescribable unmistakably ICP odor which can only come from years of overindulgence in faygo, weed, and alcohol starts to emit from the person.
4-5 years after exposure the individual drops off from the homosapien gene pool and becomes what science calls an “ex-homospien-drugatticus-retardicus”, which resembles a mix of Down syndrome, schizophrenia, bi-polar, and borderline personality disorder along with the morphing of genes into what can be seen at ICP concerts/gatherings.
There is no cure for ICPitus because it's all in the brain of the stupid individual who listens to the music (if you can call it that), but ICPitus can be avoided by teaching children at a young age what good music really is and by not being a cracked out poor excuse for a parent.
1-1 1/2 years after exposure a weird intolerable odor is emitted from the individual, grades drop significantly (if still in school), 8 year old temperament occurs on an almost continuous basis, ICP music can be heard 24/7 usually accompanied by the smell of weed.
2-3 years after exposure, the ICP fanatic starts to feed off of loose change and cigarette butts, IQ usually drops to 50% of original, the smell of ass crack/weed/alcohol/body odor/an original indescribable unmistakably ICP odor which can only come from years of overindulgence in faygo, weed, and alcohol starts to emit from the person.
4-5 years after exposure the individual drops off from the homosapien gene pool and becomes what science calls an “ex-homospien-drugatticus-retardicus”, which resembles a mix of Down syndrome, schizophrenia, bi-polar, and borderline personality disorder along with the morphing of genes into what can be seen at ICP concerts/gatherings.
There is no cure for ICPitus because it's all in the brain of the stupid individual who listens to the music (if you can call it that), but ICPitus can be avoided by teaching children at a young age what good music really is and by not being a cracked out poor excuse for a parent.
"Juggalos are stupid they think they're social battles are comparable and even more important then gay rights, exploitation of third world nations, the class war in America, the rise of the fourth right and corporate classism, the evolution of institutional fascism, the reversal of peace, and the snake police state that we are witnessing in this nation and the world around us".
by C. M. J. April 27, 2011
First off, the term Juggalo is uni-sexual. A juggalo is someone who has been saved by the dark carnival. Many people don't recognize the intelligence behind the music. It is satire. Their intention is to influence people to free their minds (the most beautiful thing in the world to experience, recipe for wisdom = weed and music). We are anti-predjudice(sexism, racism,etc.) We know that karma is real and don't see life in black and white, but with more colors than a gay pride parade.
A Juggalo is someone who lives for themself, meaning they realize that if you care what other people think about you and try hard to be accepted, then you will always be a slave to your own mind. A Juggalo is someone who enjoys life to the fullest they possibly can and stops "to smell the roses"(meaning living your life in the moment). It's not about having all the gear, posters, albums and trivia knowledge. You don't have to know what faygo or a neden is or even have ever heard of psychopatic records in order to be a Juggalo. A Juggalo is an enlightened/reawakened person with a discovered wisdom beyond their years.
Yes, there are hound dogs who haven't discoved what the dark carnival is really about and perhaps sadly, never will and just really want to belong somewhere and have a loving family they never had. That is what you find with the fam-MMFL. Sure, there are many posers/'trashy people' around at shows and mini-gatherings, but a real juggalo would show them love anyway in order to show them who we are and what we represent and welcome them to a life free of worries and shame and regret, where you are free to not give a fuck with wonderful people who think like you and have felt like you in the past.
If you're a real juggalo, then love and understanding flows naturally. Yes, there are hound dogs/posers that haters stereotype us as, but we were all that at first (and you know it homie so shut up). The important think is that we KNOW who we are now and pity haters who don't know. We look past the superficial and easily see through bullshit.
Our philosophy is the golden rule with a twist; treat others the way you want to be treated, but don't take any shit. We see all human beings as equal. We give respect where it is deserved, but don't put ANYONE on a pedistal. We appreciate the psychopathic family's efforts, especially ICP(ya, I said it), to fish us out of the "hole" we were in and true juggalos are extremely greatful for their replenished, loving soul.
True Juggalos know they don't NEED the music anymore. We are now able to care for others and try to help all that we can. A true Juggalo doesn't limit their musical taste and may appreciate/listen to all types of music.
Most importantly, a realass Juggalo is not a sheep. They are leaders and independent and free-thinking role models. We Juggalo family recognize real fam when we meet them. We don't try to be somebody else. We are realass people, real as they come. We speak our mind and keep it real and hate acting fake with a "good, how are you?"
Very importantly, we see our glass as half full instead of half empty. We appreciate what and who we have in our lives instead of focusing on the negative like we used to. So yes, real Juggalos are optimistic people who used to be pessimistic during a dark time in our lives when we had given up and forgotten love.
Thanks to the message of the dark carnival, we now know that GOD is love, been forgiven, and will never be duped by the lyingass demons again. Stay strong my Ninjas.
And Juffalos, stop talkin shit like I put babies in blenders or I'm gonna assfuck Eminem. What the fuck is that?
A Juggalo is someone who lives for themself, meaning they realize that if you care what other people think about you and try hard to be accepted, then you will always be a slave to your own mind. A Juggalo is someone who enjoys life to the fullest they possibly can and stops "to smell the roses"(meaning living your life in the moment). It's not about having all the gear, posters, albums and trivia knowledge. You don't have to know what faygo or a neden is or even have ever heard of psychopatic records in order to be a Juggalo. A Juggalo is an enlightened/reawakened person with a discovered wisdom beyond their years.
Yes, there are hound dogs who haven't discoved what the dark carnival is really about and perhaps sadly, never will and just really want to belong somewhere and have a loving family they never had. That is what you find with the fam-MMFL. Sure, there are many posers/'trashy people' around at shows and mini-gatherings, but a real juggalo would show them love anyway in order to show them who we are and what we represent and welcome them to a life free of worries and shame and regret, where you are free to not give a fuck with wonderful people who think like you and have felt like you in the past.
If you're a real juggalo, then love and understanding flows naturally. Yes, there are hound dogs/posers that haters stereotype us as, but we were all that at first (and you know it homie so shut up). The important think is that we KNOW who we are now and pity haters who don't know. We look past the superficial and easily see through bullshit.
Our philosophy is the golden rule with a twist; treat others the way you want to be treated, but don't take any shit. We see all human beings as equal. We give respect where it is deserved, but don't put ANYONE on a pedistal. We appreciate the psychopathic family's efforts, especially ICP(ya, I said it), to fish us out of the "hole" we were in and true juggalos are extremely greatful for their replenished, loving soul.
True Juggalos know they don't NEED the music anymore. We are now able to care for others and try to help all that we can. A true Juggalo doesn't limit their musical taste and may appreciate/listen to all types of music.
Most importantly, a realass Juggalo is not a sheep. They are leaders and independent and free-thinking role models. We Juggalo family recognize real fam when we meet them. We don't try to be somebody else. We are realass people, real as they come. We speak our mind and keep it real and hate acting fake with a "good, how are you?"
Very importantly, we see our glass as half full instead of half empty. We appreciate what and who we have in our lives instead of focusing on the negative like we used to. So yes, real Juggalos are optimistic people who used to be pessimistic during a dark time in our lives when we had given up and forgotten love.
Thanks to the message of the dark carnival, we now know that GOD is love, been forgiven, and will never be duped by the lyingass demons again. Stay strong my Ninjas.
And Juffalos, stop talkin shit like I put babies in blenders or I'm gonna assfuck Eminem. What the fuck is that?
by Weed and Music April 28, 2006