Judas Priest

I suppose they could be called "poor man's Iron Maiden", but what the fuck they still rule.

I'm
your
tur-bo
lover

by Gumba Gumba April 7, 2004

Judas Priest

An expression used when something is amazingly shitty or wierd.

Man finishes watching a Keeanu Reeves movie - "Judas Priest! that was SHIT!"

by teleturn March 17, 2010

Judas Iscariot

A smart and handsome phreaker born and raised in Delaware.

Judas Iscariot is so l33t! OMG HAX!

by Anonymous November 10, 2003

judas priest

A big can of Chef Boyar-ass. Judas Priest is shit. If you listen to them, you probably suck cocks.

(Judas Priest) We Rock
(Iron Maiden) No We Rock
(Me) You both suck

by I suck nasty cocks and hate Judas Priest. SO? April 25, 2005

Judas Jack Cumslap

Prior to ejaculating from behind you stop and finish in your hand but make her think you finished in her. As she turns around slap her with it.

"She said she wanted kids, but I gave her a Judas Jack Cumslap."

by PaPa J September 6, 2015

judas juices

The sexual fluids released by a female who social standing with the church will never know about her "just the tip" experiences

Her judas juices flowed like the mighty Mississippi, everyone in the church knew that purity ring was just another lie. She had traded her purity for "just the tip."

by QDSFM September 3, 2016

Judas Dart

A Judas dart is a cigarette that exceeds all expectations, also known as dart of the day. Usually rolled from a crisp new pouch of port royal tobacco.

Person 1: "hows that durrie treat you mate?"
Person 2, in absolute dart euphoria: "mate this is it, the fucking judas dart"
Person 1: "wow"

by Dartanya May 25, 2018