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JP

Some kind of noob, usually a noob that goes by the name of Barry Trotter and hangs out in forums. Also the kind of noob that enjoys praising the 1337 religion.
JP's Forums hosted by Barry Trotter, 1337 Ub3R hAx l33tzorz
by Thomyb October 27, 2008
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JPS

Is a tight as rapper and you can find his songs here
www.soundclick.com/jpstudios
Post or review tracks here
jpstudios.proboards40.com
JPS is a tight as rapper listen to him
by JPS March 10, 2005
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jp onry

In the Video Game Final Fantasy XI many Japanese Players put in their search comment "JP ONRY" which means they want only to play with Japanese Players. It is basically "JP Only" but l's are changed to r's in Japanese so it becomes JP Onry
by ... November 27, 2004
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JP Donnelly

Before the Alpha, after the Omega. He causes to become the one who causes to become. The most epic man of all time.

1. JP Donnelly killed two birds with one Chuck Noris.
2. There is no such thing as global warming. JP Donnelly was cold, so he turned the sun up.
3. Noah was the only man notified before JP Donnelly relieved himself in the Atlantic Ocean.
by Admiror of JP Donnelly December 24, 2009
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jp frog

Medical acronym. Stands for Just Plain Fucking Run Out Of Gas.

Used to describe patients for whom the end is near.
by RFN February 24, 2008
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Commiting a JP

Puking on a girl that you really like.
Jake was commiting a JP by puking on Trisha while playing Beer Pong.
by Bitches_bein_Bitche December 19, 2009
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JPS Unit

a.k.a. "Juicy Poop Shooter" - Term typically used to describe the buttocks of a curvaceous woman. May also be broken down into subcategories to further describe the type of buttocks observed. The following subcategories have been developed and defined:

D Series - as in "dirty" or unappealing. Looks like it could use a good washing and scrubbing.
P Series - as in "plump" or voluptuous.
S Series - as in "sloppy" or lacking tone or firmness.
"Yo! Did you see that chick's JPS unit? It was definitely a part of the P series!!"

or

"Man! I would really like to hit that! She has got a serious JPS unit!"
by donlapalma November 23, 2009
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