Jon
Someone with a very small dick, he is very ugly he looks like a donkey, he says he is straight but he is gay he downloads porn, and chases women when they are ugly as shit
He is such a Jon
Jon by Jenny 128384 May 23, 2017
Jon
A Jon is no ordinary man (and we all know men are but flat-chested women who do not menstruate - although scholars still hotly debate if Jons do).
A guy is only a Jon if he satisfies ALL three of the following criteria.
1. Believes he be better than everyone else.
Eg: (Guy wearing a "I be so much better than you" t-shirt walks by)
Wizened old observer: "Kids these days are such Jons!"
2. Possesses a peculiar penchant for shattering glassware.
Eg: (A drinking establishment - that sells alcohols) *sound of shattering glass*
Weary bartender (who serves alcohols): *sigh* "Guess we have another Jon here today".
3. Has a thing for seagulls (optionally runs a seagull worship cult)
Person1: (Stares adoringly at a seagull that flies by overhead)
"Is there anything more musical than a seagull's cry?"
Person2: (looks worried)
"... I know your name is Jon, but I didn't think you'd be such a 'JON' Jon, y'know?"
A guy is only a Jon if he satisfies ALL three of the following criteria.
1. Believes he be better than everyone else.
Eg: (Guy wearing a "I be so much better than you" t-shirt walks by)
Wizened old observer: "Kids these days are such Jons!"
2. Possesses a peculiar penchant for shattering glassware.
Eg: (A drinking establishment - that sells alcohols) *sound of shattering glass*
Weary bartender (who serves alcohols): *sigh* "Guess we have another Jon here today".
3. Has a thing for seagulls (optionally runs a seagull worship cult)
Person1: (Stares adoringly at a seagull that flies by overhead)
"Is there anything more musical than a seagull's cry?"
Person2: (looks worried)
"... I know your name is Jon, but I didn't think you'd be such a 'JON' Jon, y'know?"
Person1: My boss is such a Jon!
Person2: Oh no! I had one of those. Do NOT take any glassware there and best try to put up with his delusions of grandeur. I just hope you don't get pulled into any seagull cults.
Person2: Oh no! I had one of those. Do NOT take any glassware there and best try to put up with his delusions of grandeur. I just hope you don't get pulled into any seagull cults.
Jon by LordessStemora December 1, 2020
Jon
Jon is a good friend and can make you laugh very easily. He mimicks you in a jokingly way and stares at you with a smile in his eyes. He may seem like the shy type, but once you get to know him he gets talkative. His hair is dark, and he can focus very well. He's smart and thinks he isn't, but you know he is. He has perfect grades and gets upset when he gets a B or lower. He's super loyal, and honest too. He's a super nice kid. Don't let him go.
"Jon is so smart."
Jon by HAHAHHAHAHAHHAAAAHAAHHAHAHAHAH February 24, 2021
Jon
Jon by #JonIsHomo October 1, 2018
Jon
He is a straight up flaming homosexual who loves to take dick up the ass hole. He is generally alright at basketball, but thinks he his Michael Jordan on the court. Can't stay in relationships cause no one likes homos anyway.
Jon is a guy who would suck 10 guys dicks in a day.
Jon is the homo sitting in the corner measuring his little dick.
Jon is the homo sitting in the corner measuring his little dick.
Jon by normalguy99 November 16, 2016
Jon
Jon by Parzival1414 February 16, 2018