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Dirty Jasper

When your fucking five bitches at one time in your friends bed and end up never seeing any of them again
by Big_boi696 April 17, 2020
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Jester

as a name (most likely self chosen), unisex
So much to say about the kind of person who choses Jester as their name.
For starters, they move to their own beat, they dont let the world decide anything for them. Despite being a bit unique they deeply love their friends. Jester(s) are loyal to their friends as if they are royalty. Jester(S) can be very flirty and long for personal connection with others. In a romantic relationship you will always be their main priority. Jester(s) love to show their affection to friends and lovers in every way they can. Jester(s) long to bring light into their peoples lives, joy and laughter. (as a court jester would) Jester(s) are most likely the creative and curious type, always ready for a new adventure.
That Jester is pretty goofy, but I trust them a lot.
by jesterbug November 22, 2020
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Jasper Hale

Twilight vampire who is often forgotten but is equally as sexy as Edward Cullen. How can undead, chivalrous, Southern vampires get hotter? Team Jasper!
History teacher: Tiffany, what is the most important part of the Civil War?

Tiffany: Jasper Hale's entrance and rise as the sexiest soldier ever!
History Teacher: Indeed! He IS sexy as Hale! Very good example!
by hahaha! Penelope! May 13, 2009
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jestered

The life of the party, if the party was an orgy straight out of Freak Show. Any night out with a jestered is sure to be an interesting one! Though, you should probably have an alibi. However, no matter what, do not say no to any of the antics a jestered proposes. They are known to be volatile and unstable. However if you can successfully control one, they make for tools of mass hysteria and confusion.
Daniel: Hey, are we going to play DnD tonight?
Tom: I think so, but i heard James wanted us to go clubbing.
Daniel: We can't go clubbing with him, hes turned jestered! We will be lucky to keep our kidneys if we go with him!
by CovoCava June 24, 2018
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JesterPenetrate

The deadliest member of the deadliest smp who has the deadliest weapon and who has escaped the deadliest trap and beat the deadliest army with only the deadly end crystals and respawn anchors
Oh no JesterPenetrate is here. He will penetrate us and hospitalize us
by JesterPenetrate May 5, 2022
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jesters-shoes

The involuntary curling of ones toes on reaching the 'vinegar strokes'.
Camera four, zoom in on Gunter he's got the jesters-shoes!
by Big Rosco March 1, 2004
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Court Jester from Queens

A popular nickname for Donald long before he became the 45th POTUS.
Although he’s always sold tabloids with salacious headlines and even dropped into the role of POTUS somehow, the New York elite has never accepted him as anything but the Court Jester from Queens.
by Dr Bunnygirl August 5, 2020
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