alberni jacuzzi

when a girl pisses in your ass as you fart into the steam

last night jody gave me a massage and we cooked up an alberni jacuzzi

by dustycluster September 12, 2022

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Kentucky jacuzzi

When you fill a girls mouth with Kool-Aid and Pop Rocks, make her get on her knees, and dunk your balls in her open mouth.

“Hey man, Cindy just gave me a Kentucky Jacuzzi, now my balls are sticky and so is her face, but for different reasons.”

by 2Bone August 21, 2023

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Mormon jacuzzi

During a Mormon Soak, 7 elders shake the bed for 7 minutes.

I got pregnant from my Mormon Jacuzzi.

by Handle Deez December 26, 2023

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Muzi Jacuzzi

Sledding down the back after unloading with a money shot. The steaming load is like a jacuzzi on the back of the recipient.

I gave that last skank a Muzi Jacuzzi right before she ubered home.

by anonymous January 22, 2024

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The act of peeing inside a females mouth subsequently inserting the ballsack inside it, thus submerging the balls in the warm piss.

Note it is optional but strongly recomended that the recipient of the act gargles with the piss giving a hydro-pee massage to the one performing the action.

This practice was pioneered by the famous composer Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart before a concert for King George III 1764 to calm his nerves before the performance.

"Dude I just a had a really important job interview but it went very good"

"Oh that's nice man!"

"Yeah my girlfriend gave a good old Mozart Jacuzzi so I wasn't nervous at all."

by Bando and Hans June 5, 2024