money jab

When you are broke and a good friend or family member helps you out with a nice amount of cash. It's usually just a loan but with very flexible condition.

Student1:
Hey man! Lets go out this weekend!

Student2:
Can't dude. Have to wait another 2 weeks till I get my money jab from dad.

by Sisko warrior May 12, 2008

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Falcon Jab

The act of creeping up behind someone, preferably sitting at a desk, and jabbing a claw-shaped hand between the collarbone and shoulder blade with falcon-like speed and precision.

'Dude, you just falcon jabbed the shit out of me!!!'

'Did you just falcon jab that kid over there? I think he's dead.'

by Broldsy May 18, 2009

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Vag Jab

A direct jab to the vagina, not as devastating as the cunt punt.

The bitch was trippin so I socked it to her with a vag jab!

by anonymous web guy August 5, 2007

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jib jab

A witty video making internet company that gained world wide acclaim with their rendition of "This Land is Our Land" featuring George W. Bush and that France loving, ball gag wearing surrender monkey John Fing Kerry. It was posted so frequently to internet message boards that the phrase "jib jab" came to mean "this has already been posted 37 times you melvin asshat."

New thread: Great funny new video about the election!

Reply 1: Jib Jab

Reply 2 (By thread initiator): What is Jib Jab?

Reply 3: Jib Jab is Jib Jab you jib jab jib jabber! JIB JAB!

by Fugu January 11, 2005

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