International Boner Scale

Standard universal tool used to rate the respective flaccidity or turgidness of a male's genitals in any situation worth officially documenting:

1 Completely Flaccid
2 Stirring of the Loins
3 Beginning to Lift
4 Fun, Yet Floppy
5 Nursing the Perfect Semi
6 Veins & Details Appear
7 Hot to Touch
8 Rebounds to Hit the Stomach
9 Moves of its Own Accord*
10 Permanent Erection**
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*Must be able to perform one complete cock push-up.
**Only achievable through Viagra/Cocaine - requires surgical removal.

In England:

Josh: "Jesus man, does Max have a boner??"
Ross: "Aye, about a 6 on the International Boner Scale, no doubt"
Josh: "Yeah, I'd agree with that"

En France:

Jacques: "Zut alors! Max, a-t-il la trique??!"
Sébastien: "Ouais... Un six selon l'échelle internationale des érections"
Jacques: "Ben je suis d'accord..."

by shanghaiunderground September 10, 2009

International School Bangkok

The most awesome private international school to ever exist. Located north of Bangkok, Thailand.

You know you go to ISB when:
1. Half the students get there by golf cart/scooter/motorcycle
2. You get yelled at by the cafeteria lady because you entered the line at the wrong spot
3. Everybody parties
4. If something happens, everybody knows about it by lunch
5. People like to impersonate Gossip Girl
6. You haven't been able to get lunch/get a laptop/open your locker because you left your campus card at home
7. Every winter assembly, the teachers sing and find some excuse to make out on stage
8. All the subs are Canadian
9. A 4.0 GPA just isn't that great
10. You wear club shirts to school on random days and nobody cares

Person 1: International School Bangkok is awesome! The best IASAS school by far.
Person 2: I know, I wish I could go there, but I'm not good enough :(

by FrankieSpankie December 30, 2009

international buffet

When a girl or guy has slept with people of all races
Black,white,latino,asian etc..You name it!

I went to the states, mexico, and hongkong and had a huge international buffet!

by annac06 May 20, 2008

International Llama Day

International Llama Day is Janurary 27th. This is the day we all appreciate Llamas, and the ones who have an obsession to them. Some with the obsession believe that on this day in the year 2011, humans on this planet, will turn to llamas. (the furry creatures that spit)

Rida: I can't wait to go to the International Llama Day Parade!

Pearl: I know I love them Llamas!

by LlamasInTraining August 4, 2009

internarunk

Indie, alternative, rock, and punk. A term coined by the band Lentilmen.

-What genre are they?
-Erm... internarunk?

by jaymieeeeeeee March 22, 2013

International Crash the Mustang Day

The day Juice Wrld died and as he said in one of his songs “crash the mustang no saleen.” It is only respectable for the day of his death to be represented as crash the mustang day. It will take place December 8th every year.

Are you going to crash your mustang for international crash the mustang day

by Michaelromero February 28, 2020

Corwin International Magnet School

Corwin International Magnet School, aka CIMS, is a school full of emo soft boys, fort nite players, vsco girls and hoes. Do not recommend. Did not make friends until 8th grade. Ugh

Corwin International Magnet School is full of drugs. Help me. I WANT OUT.

by A white cracker November 7, 2019