The act of imagined sexual intercourse via the more mundane medium of text - be it in the form of traditional book-bound text; text message on your mobile; or whilst being groomed by Nigel, 52, from Dudley over the internet.
This is linked to the increasingly-common physical ailments of internet hand and mobile claw.
This is linked to the increasingly-common physical ailments of internet hand and mobile claw.
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MandingoStud31: "Nibble baby, nibble!We getting some textual intercourse tonight!"
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Tom and Mindy had some sexy sexual intercourse on her mother's bed that night while her parents were away to get revenge on them for not letting him come over to bang. A few months later, Mindy was pronounced pregnant because teenagers don't exactly use protection any more...
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The cast of modern day liberal preachers who prey on people of faith that sin. When people of faith sin they need to confess their sins but their actions are still deemed to be of immoral character.
So they turned to the Intercult in order to have their actions be accepted as normal and ok as part of a bigger plan from their god.
Intercults prey on the weak people of faith by promising that what wrong they are doing is part of a bigger plan by god and that its ok as long as you praise god and you know what you are doing will bring about your better good.
Joel Osteen and Joyce Meyer are good examples of members of this Intercult.
So they turned to the Intercult in order to have their actions be accepted as normal and ok as part of a bigger plan from their god.
Intercults prey on the weak people of faith by promising that what wrong they are doing is part of a bigger plan by god and that its ok as long as you praise god and you know what you are doing will bring about your better good.
Joel Osteen and Joyce Meyer are good examples of members of this Intercult.
Hi Shelly, I've been cheating on my husband and I know its wrong but my bible or friends don't understand my actions. I decided to join the Intercult and now I feel so much better cause I know I am doing right for a better tomorrow.
Hey Bob, my wife's been committing sin all over the place, lying, cheating, stealing but she can't see she is wrong. I think she joined the Intercult cause there's stuff all over the house about how doing bad is good because its for a better life for her with or without me. And she is bleeding money to the Intercult!
Hey Bob, my wife's been committing sin all over the place, lying, cheating, stealing but she can't see she is wrong. I think she joined the Intercult cause there's stuff all over the house about how doing bad is good because its for a better life for her with or without me. And she is bleeding money to the Intercult!
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Auch genutzt wird es für Personen, welche sich überschätzen, oder Bürger mit Weltansichten, welche sich nicht in der breiten Bevölkerung Wiederspiegel, bzw. über ein gesundes Maß mit Verschwörungen auseinandersetzen.
Auch genutzt wird es für Personen, welche sich überschätzen, oder Bürger mit Weltansichten, welche sich nicht in der breiten Bevölkerung Wiederspiegel, bzw. über ein gesundes Maß mit Verschwörungen auseinandersetzen.
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Diese Gruppe an "alternativ" denkenden Menschen sind eine Schar Interkontinentaltauben!
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