internet junkie

a person who is addicted to the internet, and if there is no way to get to the internet, will suffer from withrawel symptoms.
These people usualy have internet girlfriends or internet boyfriends and lack socialising in the *real world*
also known to partake in internet roleplay games

"im going to post on my rpg"

by fran xox August 6, 2004

internet

a huge network of online information, the internet is commonly used for masturbating, venting hatred, narcissism, procrastination and general life wasting. excessive use can stunt your personality and send you blind.

what im doing right now......il never get these 3 minutes back because of this fucking internet thing

by BWaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh July 19, 2009

internet commando

A person who enters internet chatrooms with the intent to gain the group's trust and then pick a fight. The internet commando is usually a male 30-something who lives in his parent's basement.

I was playing poker on line last night and some Internet Commando got in on the chat and told me he'd pull my bottom lip over my head.

by Larry Tiita October 6, 2009

Internet crush

Someone you meet purely by chance online and begin to chance on a whim or by a feeling. However, by chatting you get excited for every text he/she will send, although you don't know the person as much you would by real life terms. An internet crush is built mainly from hope, potential, and curiosity of another person but regardless still strong sensation of those emotion. May be accompanied by wishful thinking. A result of the information age and modern technology connecting youth across the world. Many people have the strongest relationships built from a internet crush to long distance relationship.

-Hey Bill, that girl you've been talking to, she's across the country and you're too heart-swept too quickly
-Yeah, I know, its an internet crush.

by Subtle hint April 20, 2018

Internet explorer

1) The greatest browser in the world. No other browser can download Mozilla FireFox like Internet Explorer.

1) As soon as I turned on my brand new Alienware PC, I fired up Internet Explorer so I could download Mozilla FireFox.

by Teh Food March 20, 2005

Internet Hangover

The feeling of dazedness (usually accompanied with a headache) that you get when you use the computer for too long.

"Gah, I feel like crap! I've been on the computer too long so I have internet hangover!"

by Alice Vegetables March 25, 2009

Internet Atheist

An asshole one that basically bitches about how religion is bad and often says

that the world would be better without religion you’ll often find them on YouTube

and profiles will likely contain edgy names like god slayer and playlists on evolution and atheism in an attempt to feel smart. Atheists are sadly associated with these people

Video about Jewish Culture

Internet Atheist: this is a prefect example of how religion makes people stupid

average person: shut up

by I’m neutral October 21, 2020