A lady companion for lonely gentlemen. Now with real pubes and a bicycle repair kit. Three holes for your pleasure, made quite small to suit the gentleman of ... ahem... smaller stature.

"Ingrid! Why are you crying?"
"She's not crying sir, she's just full."

Stunning Ingrid by Ro Hunter Turbo April 13, 2005

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Mary Ingrid

Mary Ingrid is a beautiful person. She has top tier humor and she deserves the world so much! Her chinky eyes and plump lips are her best features. I love Mary Ingrid so much

person 1: "do you know Mary Ingrid?"
person 2: "yeah she's so handsome"

Mary Ingrid by zztulog September 27, 2021

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liv ingrid

She is the most amazing girl in the world. She is an amazing girlfriend, and a good bestfriend. If somebody messes with her friends, then she messes with them!
She is cheering everyone up on a bad day.
She is an amazing artist, athlete, she is smart, happy and has a beautiful heart full of rainbows.

Guy 1: Man, I've always had a crush Ok that girl.
Guy 2: Dude, of course her name is Liv Ingrid!

liv ingrid by Kittycat2 February 25, 2017

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Yick To Ingrid

One of the meanest people you will ever meet. she laughs at your pain. When you try to explain why what she did upset you she laughs at you and says "I didn't ask for your life story." If you meet her, run.

New person at school: Who's that?
Me: Oh that's Yick To Ingrid. We should probably run.

Yick To Ingrid is a horrible person.

Yick To Ingrid by BANANA president May 5, 2022

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