Instagram

International Hoes Marketplace

«Hoe hoe hoes!» (Santa arrives on Instagram)

by Zzoth January 27, 2020

Instagram

a bitch, fix ur fucking app or else i will sue u. idgaf lol.

someone: OMG DID YOU DOWNLOADED THE APP CALLED INSTAGRAM?
me: fuck no that app is a bitch

by whotfdouthink October 5, 2021

Instagram

A mother who has a really fine daughter. A daughter that you would like to fuck and impregnate, making her mother a grandmother. Instant grandmother aka Instagram.

Mrs. Robinson is a fucking Instagram. Her daughter Kelsey is so damn fine.

by LitticusDuckicus October 24, 2019

Instagram

An app for White girls or e-boys
It is for idiots who think they look good
Everyone on Reddit will hate you if you have it

Person: Hey, do you have Instagram
Me: no: Instagram is gay
Person: no it is not
Me: Just get reddit

by GeoOnUrbanDictionary January 31, 2020

Instagram

Its a social media!!!! YOU SHOULD KNOW THIS!!!!!!! YOU STUPID COW!!!!!

P1: "hey did you know Katie liked my post on Instagram"
P2: "OMG, i thought she was grounded."

by lady.glitter.sparkles06 April 4, 2017

instagram spite

When you find out someone you have been pity following is no longer following you. So, you unlike all of their photo's before un-following them. GTS

That asshole from work that I was reluctantly following hasn't liked any of my posts, turns out he is no longer following me. So, I Instagram Spited him and all of the photos I painfully liked before un-following the douche. GTS

by GTS Inc April 27, 2017

King of Instagram

Kim Taehyung aka BTS V

Media has labelled Kim Taehyung as the King of Instagram after his latest individual picture on BTS Instagram account which is shared by 6 other members achieved 6 million likes in 2 days which is fastest for a Kpop male idol. With having a personal Instagram handle, without any interaction four of his pictures crossed the 6 million mark.

Kim Taehyung, the KING OF INSTAGRAM, has a strong influence on social media

by kpop crunch May 20, 2021