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Infinity institute

A school located in Jersey City that doesn’t give af about their students well-being and gives a lot of work
You want to be stressing for the rest of your middle school and high school life go to infinity institute.
by Person279 September 21, 2021
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Infinity Franchise

A gang from the fangame "LISA: The Pointless" based on LISA: The Painful
Gang members can all be seen wearing a red and green jersey with the number 88 on it, these people are usually called "jerseyheads"
anyone who dons the jersey is destined to destroy everything around them including themselves to reach higher "folds"
a "fold" is given to someone after they senselessly kill a large amount of people, the amount required is increased every fold which can be expressed with the equation kills(fold) = fold∑i=1 8i
Random Guy: "The Infinity Franchise is stupid."
Random Drunk Guy: "I agree"
by Alex Churchland November 17, 2022
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The Infinity Phones

Basically the Infinity Stones but with phones. When you're using your phone in class and you teacher comes rushing like Thanos to take them away.
My teacher is currently on a quest to find all of the Infinity Phones. With one snap he/she will destroy 1/2 of the happiness in school.
by DonaldJTrumpster June 16, 2018
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infinity

infinity plus 1 is a 2nd grader comback
by Demonwalrus93 September 5, 2007
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Infinity

Most people us infinity to describe a number. However, infinity is not a number, but the idea that numbers never end.
I love you the most.
I love you the most x 2.
I love you the most x infinty.
That cant work you jackass
by Big B December 29, 2004
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infinity plus three

The biggest number known to all mankind. Very useful when dealing with friends that think that they can out do anyone with saying infinity infinity plus two to the guy who thinks that infinity plus one is the biggest number. May be the answer to all existing problems.
infinity plus three put to use in a normal everyday occurence:

Sally: did you know that kazillion is the biggest number ever?
Joe: Nu-uh, infinity is!
Sally: Kazillion!
Steve: As a matter of fact, it's infinity plus one!
Sally: KAZILLION!
Joe: There's no such thing!
Bob Saget: You're all wrong, the world's biggest number is infinity plus TWO!
Sally: KAZILLION! (dies from heart attack)
Joe: (Asks Bob Saget for autograph)
Steve: (confused)
God: Foolish humans, the world's biggest number is of course, INFINTY(pause) PLUS (pause) THREE!
Sally: (twitching with last remnants of life)
Joe: (shoves Bob Sagot autograph down Sally's throat)
Steve: (kicks Sally's head checking if she's alive)
Bob Sagot: (Slaps his knee) Wouldn't this be even funnier it were on Americas Funniest Home Videos?
God: Yes.
by It's true November 16, 2007
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Infinity Docking

Infininty docking is a homosexual act where two males engage the art of docking, however in a unique position. The first male is positioned on his hands and knees. The second male then assumes the same position, although he must face in the opposite direction. The two males then grab their partner's ankles with a firm yet sensual grasp. The two extremely homosexual and homoerotic males then create an angle of, 45 degrees with respect to the desired coordinate axis, toward each other with their pelvises. The lead and more agressively dominant male then inserts his erect penis into the foreskin of his erect partner's penis. Thus creating the visualization of the common mathimatical symbol used to represent infinity. From this point the two males then begin to thrust gently, yet passionately, while singing Phil Collins lyrics to each other. This act continues until climax or until the two males realize how gay they are and enter a state of mental disorder.

If both males have been circumsized then a docking sleve may be purchased and used.
Lance and Edwardo grew tired of attenting the usual rusty trombone parties that occured Milhouse's residence so the decided to pick up a box of wine coolers and try infinity docking.
by Lance Power December 4, 2009
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