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Santa Claus is immune to Covid-19

WHO’s comforting message to millions of anxious children worldwide about Father Christmas to assure them (without proof) that despite his older age they needn’t worry about his health during this pandemic crisis, as he would be able to deliver their presents on Christmas Eve—however, they are reminded that they and Santa Claus must adhere to physical social distancing and must obey their parents to sleep early on December 24.
Because Santa Claus is immune to Covid-19, WHO confirmed that most countries—except those few nations that forbid Christmas because it is an “infidel” or pagan festival—would relax their quarantine rules to enable Santa and his flying reindeer to enter their airspace, so that he could uninterruptedly and unobstructively deliver the presents before December 25.
by MathPlus December 14, 2020
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The USA Herd Immunity Sovereign Wealth Fund & Social Dividend

The USA Herd Immunity Sovereign Wealth Fund & Social Dividend -
the American investment fund that is underwritten during times without outbreaks and then when there is an epidemic the profits from the investment fund are distributed to the individuals getting tested, the individuals getting treatment for the infectious disease, and other epidemic related expenses during such epidemic.
#epidemic #socialdividend #herdimmunity #covid19 #covid19ideas See: The USA Herd Immunity Sovereign Wealth Fund & Social Dividend
The God for the "The USA Herd Immunity Sovereign Wealth Fund & Social Dividend" for underwriting my treatment of the Covid19 virus. I hadn't a dollar in my bank account.
by MurdochMaxwell March 12, 2020
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Meme Immunity

Meme immunity is when an individual has been exposed to every version of a meme and, therefore, it no longer seems as funny/interesting to them.

When meme immunity occurs for the majority of the online community, the meme is said to be 'out of date' or 'over-used'. At this point, many people start using the meme ironically.

People who have less exposure to memes often develop meme immunity later than everyone else.
Person 1: "I can't believe Bob still uses Harambe memes unironically. I thought everyone would have meme immunity by now."

Person 2: "He doesn't go online much so he isn't exposed to memes as often."
by Cherry_Cola October 30, 2016
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heard immunity

Hearing that you were now immune after surviving a COVID-19 infection and then turning your back on the rest of the suckers and losers that you now have no interest in protecting.
I heard immunity. Yeah, immunity. The doctor said I am now immune to COVID-19. No. He didn't say how long it would last. So, yeah...fuck you guys.
by Charlie Currie, wordsmith October 14, 2020
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Immunity

officially granted exemption from legal proceedings or liability.
The government has granted immunity to the whistleblower in exchange for their testimony about the corruption scandal.
by Arminkshipper May 12, 2025
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Karen immunity

Karen immunity (noun) - a common phenomenon whereby a person has the sudden and absolute right to do anything and anywhere regardless of position or context.
1) Karen told the store manager how to do his job despite her Karen immunity being total bullshit.
2) Upon being arrested by cops enjoying a Costco hot dog, Karen insisted handcuffs violated her Karen immunity at a private establishment.
by Ninjanerd32 November 19, 2020
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shipping immunity

An immunity against being shipped with another person

Aka the thing Diavolo needs and wants
X: can we ship Diavolo and Y?
Z: no, Diavolo has shipping immunity
by X឵ March 20, 2021
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