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Santa Claus is immune to Covid-19

WHO’s comforting message to millions of anxious children worldwide about Father Christmas to assure them (without proof) that despite his older age they needn’t worry about his health during this pandemic crisis, as he would be able to deliver their presents on Christmas Eve—however, they are reminded that they and Santa Claus must adhere to physical social distancing and must obey their parents to sleep early on December 24.
Because Santa Claus is immune to Covid-19, WHO confirmed that most countries—except those few nations that forbid Christmas because it is an “infidel” or pagan festival—would relax their quarantine rules to enable Santa and his flying reindeer to enter their airspace, so that he could uninterruptedly and unobstructively deliver the presents before December 25.
by MathPlus December 14, 2020
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The USA Herd Immunity Sovereign Wealth Fund & Social Dividend

The USA Herd Immunity Sovereign Wealth Fund & Social Dividend -
the American investment fund that is underwritten during times without outbreaks and then when there is an epidemic the profits from the investment fund are distributed to the individuals getting tested, the individuals getting treatment for the infectious disease, and other epidemic related expenses during such epidemic.
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The God for the "The USA Herd Immunity Sovereign Wealth Fund & Social Dividend" for underwriting my treatment of the Covid19 virus. I hadn't a dollar in my bank account.
by MurdochMaxwell March 12, 2020
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dumplomatic-immunity

Complete immunity for party denied sexual favours from censure from the party denying sexual favours until conjugation occurs.
-- So he wanted to do it, she didn't, he went out to play cards instead, and she got mad about that.

-- Seems to me that he has dumplomatic-immunity until they hook-up, just like the week before when she was game and he faced challenges.
by sukadog April 22, 2011
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Hiplomatic immunity

A form of social immunity and a policy held between a group of friends that ensures that the coolest member of the group is given safe passage and is considered not susceptible to normal group rules or prosecution under the groups unspoken social laws.
Great Examples of Hiplomatic Immunity- Arthur Herbert Fonzarelli (also Fonzie, The Fonz, or Fonz), Detective Axel Foley (Beverley Hills Cop,) Roadblock (G.I. Joe,) Superman (from Super Friends,) Lisa (Weird Science,) and Barack Obama (DNC circa 2008.)
by BBCjim June 5, 2011
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active immunity

Its this thing in biology thats not passive immunity
"This is an example of Active Immunity, not Passive"
by Jim Davidsondf July 6, 2008
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facade immunity

Not susceptible to believing that another person's online posts, comments, photos or videos actually represent his or her true life.
"Tom is always goes to the best parties. That guy is always having fun."
"Nah, he just gets invited to a couple here and there."
"How do you know?"
"I have facade immunity. Obviously he's not going to post comments about all the time he spends crying alone in his room."
by consultationist June 16, 2014
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Meme Immunity

Meme immunity is when an individual has been exposed to every version of a meme and, therefore, it no longer seems as funny/interesting to them.

When meme immunity occurs for the majority of the online community, the meme is said to be 'out of date' or 'over-used'. At this point, many people start using the meme ironically.

People who have less exposure to memes often develop meme immunity later than everyone else.
Person 1: "I can't believe Bob still uses Harambe memes unironically. I thought everyone would have meme immunity by now."

Person 2: "He doesn't go online much so he isn't exposed to memes as often."
by Cherry_Cola October 30, 2016
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