Grease Intolerance

The Worst Condition Ever If You’re An Anglophile

But If You Ate Fish & Chips Or Anything That’s Too Greasy Then You’ll Usually Get Diarrhoea On Your Shorts

Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Amaris How Dare You Get Diarrhoea From Fish & Chips That’s It You’re Grounded Grounded Grounded Grounded Grounded Grounded Grounded Grounded Grounded Grounded Grounded Grounded For 1000 Years Go To Your Room Right Now

Because Of Her Grease Intolerance Steven Took Away Her Electronics

by BabyTV Addict September 17, 2023

lactose intolerance

hell

steven: dude, you’re lactose intolerant
mike: yes
steven: aww poor thing. i’ll keep you in my prayers.
mike: LACTOSE INTOLERANCE SUCKS ASS DUDE

by You Don’t Need To Know That June 1, 2020

cocktose intolerant

When there is cheese under the foreskin and the smell or taste of it makes you sick.

Oh man, that guy's dick really smells. No way I'm going near that. I'm definitely cocktose intolerant.

I can't suck your dick...too much cheese there and you know that I'm cocktose intolerant.

by bateworld September 12, 2022

cocktose intolerant

allergic to semen. A person that is cocktose intolerant cannot swallow semen without having allergy symptoms. So they avoid it.

Please don't come in my mouth because I am cocktose intolerant.

I don't swallow; I am cocktose intolerant.

by bateworld October 30, 2022

Lactose intolerant

A gay person

“ I heard Baron is lactose intolerant ”

by Ihavemommymilkersxoxo May 12, 2022

lactose intolerant

The most unafraid people to exist they will consume large amounts of dairy they know what will happen after they consume large amounts of dairy but do they care? no.

Geeard: *consumes 13 string cheeses in one sitting*
Jeff Bezos: "arent you lactose intolerant??:
Geeard: "yes yes I am"

by nightpickle October 13, 2022

honey intolerant

a person who cannot stand the taste of honey, and throws up after consuming honey.

marina: omg I cant eat honey without throwing up!
john: have you considered the fact that your honey intolerant?

by tigergoesrawr August 3, 2021