Manjeet's 5 Very Important Rules

The 5 rules all Manjeetists follow:
1. Thou shalt not do The Manjeet Gallop without my prior consent.
2. Thou shalt not use Manjeet's name in vein.
3. Thou shalt not judge me because i enjoy doing The Manjeet Tugboat.
4. There is no rule number 4.
5. Thou shalt not question why there is no rule number 4.

I believe in Manjeetism, so i follow Manjeet's 5 Very Important Rules.

by Manjeet The Almighty February 21, 2009

take care of some very important business

a euphemism for using the restroom. -It makes it sound important, because even though other people think it's not, you know it is.

Excuse me... I have to take care of some very important business. Back in a sec.

by colonel cheesemonkey June 12, 2007

Missionary Impossible

When Two Fat People Try To Have Sex

"Yo man I just got this sweet dvd with these two sweaty fat fucks trying to fuck and it's called Missionary Impossible"

by Masta Dragon Red July 23, 2004

self important bitch

Basically a fucking girl who thinks she can do w/e she wants b/c she has nice tits and a nice ass and treats people like shit for her own satisfaction of feeling above others

AYYO go fuck yourself you self important bitch and get my attention normally

by Trippinballs January 26, 2007

Imports Suck ASS

A cruel, but true phrase, used to degrade morons who think big stupid looking wings and shitty body kits look cool, and who think buzzing pieces of crap sound awesome. Isn't odd that only annoying "homeboys" who treat people (especially women) like crap drive these things?

VROOM! VROOM! ASSHOLES! NOT BWANG! BWANG!

- Isn't odd that only annoying "homeboys" who treat people (especially women) like crap drive these things?

by NON HOMEBOY December 6, 2003

Impossible

Sarah Palin being right or president.

:Its impossible for that republican to be right.
:Sarah Palin will never be president, its impossible.

by chilllikegill January 11, 2011

impoboteration

a state of impoboteration is a sate of stress brought upon by the work given to in IB. It is so extreme that when one is in the sate, they can no longer function properly. It also comes in the forms: verb: impoboterate and adj: impoboteric

Since I have homework in all my classes, it is currently three in the morning, and I still have three subjects to go; I am in a sate of impoboteration.

by IBtired February 17, 2005