I almost said bless you

something you say when somebody coughs or burps and you go to say "bless you" but then realize what you're about to do and stop yourself

person a: *coughs*
person b: bl- haha I almost said bless you

by charlie_draws_cats August 30, 2022

I said a joke not a poem

I said a joke not a poem is a popular frase from Jacksucksatlife.He asked the person to say a joke but they said a poem and he said that.

Jack:Say a joke.
Person:Roses are red ,violents are blue , i love your vids, pls dont ban me.
Jack:I SAID A JOKE NOT A POEM!!!!

by TheOfficalEverzo April 18, 2018

<.7.9.7.6.>I Could've Sworn I Said Something<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>I Could've Sworn I Said Something<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>I Could've Sworn I Said Something<.7.9.7.6.>

by AnudaJaniceRobles June 15, 2025

I said Memphis

I said Memphis is used when you actually did something while your friend was there but doesn't believe you

"I legit hit that trickshot and you were there"

"Ur capping u did not do shit"
"You were watching me do it bro I said Memphis"

by decenen April 13, 2023

Some dumbass said I was a

Some dumbass in jail said I was going to get 20 years yet they released me...

Some dumbass said I was a

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker November 22, 2020

i said a cuss once

When one is saying a cuss and the sudden action of peepee falling off soon commences. It is fatal for a peepee to fall off so do not cuss

Aiden: HECK
*his peepee falls off*
Aiden: I SAID A CUSS ONCE AND MY PEEPEE FELL OF

by Big shot thot destroyer 6900 April 04, 2018

<.7.9.7.6.>I could Have Sworn I Said Something<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>I could Have Sworn I Said Something<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>I could Have Sworn I Said Something<.7.9.7.6.>

by AnudaJaniceRobles June 15, 2025