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You are the cutest human alive and there is no denying that now if you will excuse me I am gonna look at wholesome memes now.
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Hammaconda Effect

When a male's junk is highlighted by his pants, either purposely or without intention. It often happens when a dude is particularly well endowed and/or is wearing a slimmer cut pant that accentuates the crotchal region. Similar to a pants tent but not an illusion and not necessarily indicative of excitement.
Lance was an average dude but his new jeans had a Hammaconda Effect, making him look particularly well endowed.
by Zstreich April 3, 2013
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Humairaa

"Humairaa is a nice name."
Humairaa's are probably one of the most shy, trustworthy,talented,unadventurous,skeptical,rebellious,reliable,modestand drop dead gorgeous people you will ever meet. They might get aggressive if you go against their opinions. They got arab money even if they aren't arab
by nutella_lover February 4, 2015
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Human Trash

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I am human trash, I suck and am a terrible human being.
by Idon'trockIroll...mybelly October 1, 2016
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Human Resources

The Gestapo arm of (inept) corporate middle management.

They enforce the law of the large corporate ladder in that you must not unintentionally threaten the job of anyone above you by outperforming them through hard work to deliver positive results for the organisation even if that hard work is necessitated by their ineptitude.

You must earn them their promotion first in order to "build relationships" so that they do not turn the corporate Gestapo onto you for investigation into your behaviour (a witch hunt in which you are accused) where the outcome is that your bridge will ultimately be burned and the inept corporate middle manager will not be found out until after your bridge has been burnt and they have staved of their eventual sacking from the hard work you have done in order to ensure positive outcomes for the organisation.
Employee: Holy Shit! This situation has led the organisation to be in a position where it cannot deliver to expectations.

Manager: Get it done Richard!

Employee: Right on it Sir/Madam. You can count on me.

Manager: Thanks Richard! Human Resources, please investigate Richard the nigger for not being in line with the mission and values of the organisation.

Corporate Gestapo: Ya Voll, Herr Middle Manager. You can count on us - we know the law and we are the law. We will performance manage this mofo because we are professionals.
by Honest Richard November 20, 2013
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Human corpse

An extremely intoxicated human being that is completely lifeless and also happens to be 100% homosapien. Usually a saying that is yelled with the carrying out of vowels such as, "huuuuuman cooooorpse!"
By human corpse, do you mean huuuuuuman cooooorpse!!!
by AlteredBeast2010 November 26, 2010
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Human Peninsula

When a girl receives 3 dicks in 3 different places which usually consist of the mouth, the pussy, and the asshole but can also include the ear or the belly button
Chris: Did you hear about Lauren last night?
Ben: No, what happened?
Chris: She got Human Peninsula'd.
Ben: By who?
Chris: Billy took the mouth, Jacob took the ass, and Alex took the pussy.
by BQ13 February 5, 2014
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