These hoes

Females that do shit that make you question their existence

Quan: Yo, did you see Car Keysha grinding up on Mr. Evans
Me: Wtf is wrong with these hoes

by Blackie June 14, 2016

Joe's Hoes

Joe's Hoes is a facility unto which prostitution is highly active. Joe's Hoes is of course run by Joe himself. Joe's Hoes live by the motto "You got the dough we got the Hoe" and they value hard work and effort. There are 6 spots of ranking at Joe's:
-Joe:runs the entire house and it's hoes

-Co-Joe: helps Joe maintain paperwork on the hoes and the clients

-Main Hoe: the hoe that every hoe aspires to be

-Side Hoe: your everyday "hooker on the street" hoe
-Booty Call: a low rank that only Joseph's Whores could honestly be ranked at.

-Toilet Cleaner: where the term "started from the bottom now we're here" originated from.

Joe's Hoes is filled with loving and trained workers hired by Joe.

Person 1: "I want to get laid tonight but I don't have a girl friend"
Person 2: "Easy dude, go to Joe's Hoes they have the BEST services for a reasonable price"

Person 1: "What about Joseph's Whores?"

Person 2: "HAHA Joseph's Whores my ass!"

by Joe's Hoes June 3, 2014

the hives

One of the few noteworthy bands in 20 years. characterized by an angry yet inetilligent sound.

The Hives are Law, You are Crime

by kaji February 29, 2004

Hoes and Crackers

What you say when you cant swear or cuss but really want to. Like "mother fucker" but cleaner for grandmas soul.

Faith *Dies in video game*
OH "hoes and crackers"

Child *Stubbs toe*
HoEs and CraCkERz

by Spacethefinalcountdown April 18, 2019

Hoes mad

Sum that most hoes be 💁🏼 ♀️ when females/ males get pressed or mad over dumb shit

Tamika: oh this hoe wig stank
Brebre: who bitch

Tamika: tuhh oh u pressed I'm being honest

Brebre: ok but u can stfu I'll take ya mans

Tamika : hoes madddddd cuz they weave stank and it's crunchy

by Icalledsnatchieshoee October 13, 2019

Hoesmas

1) The kingdom in Northern part of gondor
2)The famous food in northern gondor
3)A universal festival celebrated by all people around the world, hoesmas >christmas
4)It is a feeling that can't be expressed in words
5)It is a sarcastic word

Hoesmas! I never thought I will win!
Hoesmas! U r crazy!
Hoesmas! Thats not nice.

by POET_2004 January 10, 2020

hoesfortimmy

The coolest people out there obsessed with Timothée chalamet

Hoesfortimmy are so much better than you because they are so cool it hurts

by meheartevanpeters June 4, 2021