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Be house. {To do the act of "Housing" To be House (To act like House)}
House: Youre a black man.
Foreman: This vexes me.

House: He needs mouse bites to live

Mouse: squeak squeak squeak
Patient: I feel better. No more nose blood. Thank you doctor!
House: I am very smart
Wilson: I too am in this episode! (participated)
House by leftonsea September 16, 2024
A medical doctor who is super smart but also a complete asshole to everybody and their mother. Coworkers, patients, higher-ups. The guy completely sucks, but nobody does anything about it though because he's super smart and the hospital can't continue without him. According to the writers, he's also supposedly autistic. An excellent rep for autistic people: smart guy who hates everyone. Beautiful work, House writers.
"Hey, do you know where I can find a good house?"
"You mean the medical doctor?"
House by SincerelyTheFurry May 15, 2025
geez Tom you housed that single chicken nugget
House by Frankensteiny November 1, 2025
Derived from its simple beginnings in the Mars University episode of Futurama, house! can be used suffixed to any word or phrase to indicate your displeasure with that word or phrase.
On its own it forms a negative exclamation.
1. ROBOT HOUSE!
2. Contracting AIDS house!
3. "Fergus, why did you eat the fire-alarm?"
"I was making house!"
house! by Ryboflavin March 23, 2005
–noun 1. a large, solid-hoofed, herbivorous quadruped, Equus caballus, domesticated since prehistoric times, bred in a number of varieties, and used for carrying or pulling loads, for riding, and for racing. (A horse)

-noun 2. An overweight person.
1. Hey i want to ride that Hoúse.

2. Oh my god that Hoúse is so huge and comeing right at us.
Hoúse by Bob the creator November 10, 2009

House Hotel 

The state of having the entire house or apartment to yourself while your significant other is away for a given period of time.
Friend: "Your wife is away this weekend. What do you plan on doing?"
Me: "I have house hotel, so I plan on staying in my underwear and eating pizza and ice cream for every meal."
Friend: "House hotel is awesome!"
House Hotel by willestrd November 15, 2013