Ideal chosen excuse for having the morning off work, ideally to attend an interview for a rewarding job. Completely throws any bovate suspicion as hypochondria is accepted as the norm.
"I won't be in 'til 12 today as I have a physio appointment on my dodgy knee."
"Oh okay. I hope you feel better afterwards."
"Oh I will, you bove. I will. Lie-ins are truly therapeutic."
"Oh okay. I hope you feel better afterwards."
"Oh I will, you bove. I will. Lie-ins are truly therapeutic."
by David Cowpell Downtrodden September 2, 2004
Get the Hospital Appointmentmug. Literally (in schools, the military, etc): A pass that exempts the bearer from normal duty so they can go to hospital.
Figuratively (1): A Catch-22 situation which will inevitably lead to a person being badly hurt, humiliated or otherwise up shit creek.
Figuratively (2): In sports, a dangerous pass of the ball that may result in injury to the receiver.
Figuratively (1): A Catch-22 situation which will inevitably lead to a person being badly hurt, humiliated or otherwise up shit creek.
Figuratively (2): In sports, a dangerous pass of the ball that may result in injury to the receiver.
Drill Instructor: Private, why are you out of the barracks?!
Private: Sir, I have a hospital pass... oohhh...
Drill Instructor: I see, that would explain all the blood spraying from your neck. NOW, STOP MOANING YOU PANSY! AND SAY SIR WHEN YOU DO!
Bill: I hear you just got assigned the Smith tax account.
Joe: Yeah, that thing is a nightmare. The IRS are investigating the company and I am probably going to be called before a grand jury.
Bill: Holy shit! That account is a hospital pass.
Doctor: So, how did you break your nose?
Private: I was playing football and the ball was passed to me.
Doctor: That doesn't sound dangerous.
Guy: Yeah, but the ball smacked directly into my face at 200 miles per hour.
Doctor: Sounds like a hospital pass. Ha ha ha ha!
Guy: Can I have another doctor?
Private: Sir, I have a hospital pass... oohhh...
Drill Instructor: I see, that would explain all the blood spraying from your neck. NOW, STOP MOANING YOU PANSY! AND SAY SIR WHEN YOU DO!
Bill: I hear you just got assigned the Smith tax account.
Joe: Yeah, that thing is a nightmare. The IRS are investigating the company and I am probably going to be called before a grand jury.
Bill: Holy shit! That account is a hospital pass.
Doctor: So, how did you break your nose?
Private: I was playing football and the ball was passed to me.
Doctor: That doesn't sound dangerous.
Guy: Yeah, but the ball smacked directly into my face at 200 miles per hour.
Doctor: Sounds like a hospital pass. Ha ha ha ha!
Guy: Can I have another doctor?
by Guy with face December 23, 2007
Get the Hospital Passmug. by ratatattaa September 3, 2021
Get the Silverstar Hospitalmug. The urethra of a male patient used to smuggle drugs ( especially weed) into the hospital, when the prison wallet is unavailable due to potential suppositories.
Patient 1: How did you manage to get that joint into the hospital?
Patient 2: I stuffed it into my hospital sock.
Patient 2: I stuffed it into my hospital sock.
by Silver_Neon January 16, 2020
Get the Hospital sockmug. Guy: The nurse came back with my food
Guy2: How did it taste?
Guy: Like dogshit fucking pizza
Guy2: That's Hospital Food!
Guy2: How did it taste?
Guy: Like dogshit fucking pizza
Guy2: That's Hospital Food!
by BIHTikTok November 7, 2021
Get the Hospital Foodmug. A vibrator specifically purchased for the use of guests. Mine, currently, is a plug-in wand type of model.
by River Ratty May 13, 2021
Get the hospitality vibratormug. The new hospital administrator has hired a consultant to find out why the medical staff are unhappy.
by Knucklebuster June 21, 2018
Get the Hospital administratormug.