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hoosier

Derived from the banks of the Ohio river, especially in southern Indiana, when people would (knife) fight and someone would lose an ear (def. 1).
Drunk Observer: "Hey, Ya'll, who's ear (hoosier)."
My German Uncle in Christmas Mass: "Alex, stop chewing gum in church like a Hoosier!"
by bocephus2 March 18, 2008
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Hoosier

Right... Indiana people sure are hoosiers. Seriously, hoosiers are those damn cowboys in Arkansas. Canadians are not goddam hoosiers.
A hoosier tried to rape my cousin last weekend at the sno cone shop.
by Ftkdb Rdyro July 5, 2003
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"At least one term deserves special mention for, so far as can be learned, it is native to the prison. Every inmate knows its meaning and a great portion of them use the word. The term which seems unique in the prison is the word 'hoosier'. A 'hoosier' seems to be any person, inmate, or otherwise, who is objectionable. More specifically, it is used for stool pigeons, stupid persons, and officials. It seems to have no reference to Indiana and its etiology could not be learned".

- CLEMMER, Donald. The Prison Community - Boston: The Christopher Publishing House, 1940, p. 90.
"We go in at 8:45 and are razzed all along the line. When the night guard unlocks the cell we enter and the following conversation takes place:

"N.C.P. What the hell is that on the floor? Which is your bunk?
"Me: I don't know. The hoosier (galley boy) usually keeps this joint pretty clean. Your bunk's the top one, but if your mattress is better than mine, we'll sleep there.
"N.C.P. Some one's been eating peanuts and dropped 'em on the floor. I have to get up at 5:00 o'clock, don't I? Will he remember to call me? (The night guard.)
"I: You have to go out at 5:00 o'clock and he wakes you up at 4:00 so you can get dressed. If he don't call you, the screws won't get any breakfast.
"N.C.P. That hoosier better not bother me at 4:00 o'clock. What the hell do I care whether they get any breakfast or not! Oh, the dirty bastard!"

(Idem, ibidem, p. 106)
by arsenico January 18, 2009
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Hoosier Shower

A variant of urolagnia in which participants consume large quantities of high fructose corn syrup beforehand to aggressively sweeten their urine.
Hoosier showers are far better tasting than Golden Showers.
by Jason and Deirdre November 1, 2007
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Hoosier Hafta

A not-to-be-missed social or entertainment opportunity unique to Indiana, the "Hoosier State."
The Tipton Pork Festival is a Hoosier Hafta every Summer.

The great fire-roasted corn on the cob from the Taylor Township Lions Club helps to make the Howard County 4-H Fair a Hoosier Hafta!
by virtualjr September 9, 2010
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hoosier force

a softball travel team that is purple and pushes no matter what , And keeps there head up always even if that get out or doesn't make the play right .
by softball~chick~36 June 6, 2016
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Hoosier's dad

The inevitable. The anthropomorphic embodyment of really bad furry dad jokes.
Hoosier's dad should never have happened
by Hoosier's dad December 28, 2016
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