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No Chance Hooligan

A moron, a time waster, a person who lives in their own world, someone who has no grip on reality, could be but not limited to a stoner, a crackhead a dole bludger etc.

This guy has no clue about money, petrol, living in the real world,what a No chance hooligan.
I went out on a few dates with Georgie, it was going well but then out of nowhere she stopped getting back to me, she turned out to be a real No Chance Hooligan!

My mate only wants to sit in his shed and get baked, what a no chance hooligan.

How much chance does she have? None!
by MichaelSchofield89 November 9, 2012
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Hooligans

A group/gang of people created by Rapper 804.Blizzy
Ron: yo dat dude right dere hooligans
Todd: Dat Blizzys jawn
by FoeKutta March 14, 2020
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Hooligan

When someone ( normally a 12 year old ) tries to use the word hooligan in jokes to make them look like they know what they're talking about, when in reality no one knows what they are talking about. For some reason, these strange creatures from ages 10 to 14 atually understand each other, for they snicker/laugh uncontrollably at the sound of "hooligan" or the term "69". Perhaps one day, we will find out the secrete to this language of these very peculiar creatures.
"I said swiper no swiping ya hooligan... 69!!!!! Ohhhhhhh!!!!!!" - middle school boy
by jummpyduck0 April 23, 2015
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Hooligans

The name of bruno mars fandom and can be used to call someone in it that really idolize bruno mars
A: "Hey, do you know the name of bruno mars fandom?"
B: " yes, it's Hooligans, and I am a hooligan."
by Hoolies May 2, 2018
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thot hooligan

a thot hooligan is a woman who can’t seem to control herself when it comes to cheating and talking to absurd amounts of men
“dang she cheated on me again”, “i’m telling you josh she’s a thot hooligan”.
by Brandonv August 2, 2021
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hooligan

A hooligan is a uneducated hairy dude that live in clans in bases on islands. They are oftenly found waving their arms in the air. They also hide in coconut trees and jump you. If you hear a moan, call the Hooligan Patrol at 62829-82920202938-88888
"Hey dude what-"

*hooligan jumps out waving arms and attacks guy*
Poor Jefferey got jumped by a hooligan. Call the Hooligan Patrol if this ever happens to u.
by hooligan2004 October 13, 2016
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Hooligan

When Brendan and his friends go out on bikes through the town
by Defnotmdc August 14, 2024
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