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Hooding

I had to go hooding in order to get here.
by trehouselighter420 December 25, 2022
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Hoodwinker

The type of girl that's from Delaware but grew up in Philadelphia and says she's a Californian but in reality is a narcissistic gaslighting demon from Dantes Inferno, she'll seduce you like a siren and sing you to shipwreck while living off your spirit energy, she usually keeps her x boyfriend around long after your dating... As a "best friend" That she secretly smokes crystal meth with behind your back as they wager what part of your soul they will sell first after they've emptied your bank account. It will usually take 3-4 years before you can break the spell of this special creature and try to piece your life back together again. Beware!
Hey bro why don't you like this new girl that I'm trying to date. Well bro I keep trying to tell you she a real "hoodwinker"
by Pyramid Oracle May 28, 2023
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hooding

Verb - as in Robin Hooding. The act of being Robin Hood
I'm very much looking forward to Nottingham's Official Robin Hooding at this great event - the grand reopening of Nottingham Castle!
by juliemarie21 June 26, 2023
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Robin Hooding

Similar to the classic trope of Robin Hood or another skilled archer splitting an arrow with another, Robin Hooding is the act of running erect-penis-first into an ass, and then a second penis wielder running dick-first into the previous runner's ass.
Listen, when my fiancé agreed to a threesome, I didn't expect to go Robin Hooding with a guy twice my size.
by Skaldic June 10, 2022
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Eli Hordiner

Straight gassed up mf, straight steal your girl kinda nigga
Eli Hordiner just came to my house and stole my wife
by Pope Chris November 5, 2023
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