Holy Fucking Shit

Commonly used by sailor mouths that have been surprised,scared, etc...

Holy Fucking shit that was hard

rollerblader#1: imma do that gap
rollerblader#2: Holy fucking shit you fell on your face
rollerblader#1: It hurts!!!
rollerblader#2: Holy Fucking Shit!!!
rollerblader#1: Call an ambulence
rollerbalder#2: Holy Fucking Shit!!!!

Holy Fucking Shit I busted a huge nut.

by Chimmychong March 29, 2007

Holy fucking abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz

To be completely baffled and yell "holy fucking", but then make up a random long word reminiscent of how the alphabet would sound if you said it as one long, big, distraught word.

Guy 1: Holy fucking abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz

Guy 2: What, what's wrong?

Guy 1: That's one big shark

by Old School Scissors October 10, 2009

Holy Fucking Shit What the Hell was That

When something totally unexpected or messed up happens, this would be the appropriate way to react.

When a random flying unicorn dies from the impact of crashing into your garage, you would say: "Holy Fucking Shit What the Hell was That?"

Or after watching Oprah for the first time, at the end you would say: "Holy Fucking Shit What the Hell was That?"

by GayFish#2 January 18, 2011

Holy fucking shit there are too many definitions for shit

YTF R THERE SO MANY DEFINITIONS FOR SHIT?????????? WHY??????????? HM???????

Holy fucking shit there are too many definitions for shit..... Why?!?!??
...........
*promptly dies*
Mother: Son, are you okay?
Sister: Yeah, he'll be fine, he's just sleeping.
Mother: ok.
Sister: *slips knife into his heart to make sure he stays dead*
Father: *notices*
Father: Holy fucking shit! What happened? WHO KILLED HIM? HMMM??????!?!?
Sister: He was probably depressed and killed himself, a lot of people do that these days. I don't know why. Dibs on his savings and allowance!
Father: WE HAVEN'T EVEN EATEN DINNER YET, YOU MOTHERFUCKER! NOT YET!
Mother: Honey! Calm down!

Father: *faints*
Mother and Sister: *goes on eating dinner silently, ignore both of the bodies.*

by PORGSSSS May 10, 2023

Holy Fucktards

Jesus' army

The Holy fucktards marched to war with dicks in their hands.

by eric nyhuz May 25, 2004

Holy fuckin shit!

When something great or something bad happens. Something out of the ordinary.

" That dude just hit that truck. Holy fuckin shit!.

by ~§hadow~ November 22, 2016

holy fuckamoli

videogamedunkey's way of saying "holy shit" or something

"so we are here and... holy FUCKAMOLI, mcdonalds!

by wankey wankey October 6, 2017