HOBAM

Similar to "Oh Bam!" but pronounced much faster and with a strongly accentuated 'H' at the beginning.
Best said in a very loud tone
A wicked crazy ninja motion is encouraged, but not mandatory when saying HOBAM!

Ash Ketchum: "Psyduck, use CONFUSE RAY! HOBAM!"

by B-Ca September 20, 2009

desktop hoarder

Adjective: someone who leaves all their frequently used files on their computer desktop. This defeats the purpose of a background wallpaper and results in making you even less organized.

ex:

Jeff: hey Steve, what's your desktop background?

Steve: what background?

Jeff: dude, you can't even see it because your a desktop hoarder!

Steve: Dang! where did I put that file!?

by saywat? August 7, 2010

emotional hoarding

When you hold onto relationships, feelings or emotions too long past when they should have been let go

Its been 2 years, You should move forward he doesn't love you, why are you a emotional hoarding

by KICK USA May 19, 2014

Pussy Hoarding

The act of trying to consolidate as many girls as possible at you or a close friends house party and then kicking out all their male friends so you can have free reign of the booty. This tactic works best with high school girls, because a. their friends are pushovers, and b. they can't leave since you just kicked their ride home out.

Bart: Do you want to go to Joey's party later on man?

Amundred: Nahh, he's just going to be pussy hoarding again. Last weekend that dastardly man kicked me out and tried to penetrate my girlfriend!

Bart: Waah?? That's mightily uncool, brosif!

by cumonacryinggirl September 4, 2011

Information Hoare

Someone who seeks information for information sake, for processing, manipulation, storage, reporting, simply to ensure that it is available when asked for (or simply to claim to have it, useful or otherwise). Named after Tony Hoare, was a pioneer in programming and data processing (he created the Quicksort algorithm).

SysAdmin: Which logs do you need from my servers?
SecDude: All of them
SysAdmin: You don't need *all* of them, do you?
SecDude: I might . . .
SysAdmin: You're such an information hoare.

by CryptoKnight November 3, 2011

Depth Hoar

Depth Hoar is a type of snow crystal also known as TG snow. Depth Hoar forms a layer in the snowpack that acts like ball bearings on the floor of a old folks home. Chances are, some poor bastard is gonna get taken down. Depth Hoar is the weak layer and fails under both natural and manmade triggers such as skiers, snowboarders, snowmobilers and explosives.

Ski Patrollers have been overheard referring to TG snow as depth whore; nasty, sloppy, unreliable long-term and above all, costly.

The Depth Hoar that formed early this ski season is gonna come back and bite us in the ass if we don't blast the shit outta it.

This season's Depth Hoar created some of the worst avalanche conditions we've seen in a long time.

by The Snow Prophet May 13, 2010

filthy hobag

Similar to a filthy girl, this person is not only the embodiment of horrible temperment, but is also just as promiscuous. May be a current or former stripper, and have more than 4 kids. Said person may or may not be easy on the eyes, but is convinced the (s)he is God's gift to (wo)men. This person uses all relationships, regardless of nature, to be as conniving and manipulative as possible.

Although it is a neuter adjective, it is most often used to describe females as opposed to males. Males of this type are most often referred to as a dirty douchebag.

I moved in with my brother-in-law and his girlfriend. She turned out to be the biggest megabitch filthy hobag. She acted like she owned everything, regardless of whether or not she actually did. She was manipulative, selfish, and judgmental...the keyword being mental. Needless to say we moved out in about 3 weeks.

by 3Dradio September 29, 2006