Hippo Milk

also known as strawberry milk, it's usually drunk by kids in the morning before they go to their class, its called hippo milk because theres a conspiracy that hippo milk is actually bright pink.
theres also chocolate/cockolate milk, mint milk/bug milk, banana milk/dick milk and caramel milk/old man jim from across the road's cum flavoured milk.

ooooo Alex is drinking hippo milk again, what a unit.

by RealSlimNoodle August 21, 2019

Sexy hippo

A HIPPO WITH A NICE ASS THIGHS

OMG Thevcat orwnge juice tho.

big as hell eyes and ass mmmm so loucious

hippo sexy hippo hippo sexy smexy hippo

by KordieVook February 25, 2017

Sleeping Hippo

A turd left in the top tank of a toilet. Often undiscovered for weeks, leaving an unmistakable odour that no amount of air freshener can neutralize.

Liam hated his filthy, selfish housemates; so when he moved out he left them a sleeping hippo as a parting gift.

by Ice J February 27, 2010

happy hippo

A treat from Kinder that has an outer, hippo-shaped wafer shell filled with two kinds of cream. Comes in hazelnut and cocoa varieties.

Happy hippos are quite possibly the greatest thing in the history of eveything ever.

by dancinpete January 13, 2007

baby hippos

an exclamation used in times of frustration in place of a more offensive expletive

"Fudge! Babies! Baby hippos!" - Adam Savage, in an episode of MythBusters, frustrated about a broken machine-crossbow.

by space_language November 5, 2010

Hippo-fucker

An insult used by those who believe "hypocrite" (HIPPO-cryte) to be insufficient in fully portraying the vile hypocrisy of a particular being.

The phrase "go fuck some hippos" may also be used to achieve a similar effect.

A: Dude, you should only love one girl in your life, that's what true love is.
B: ...go fuck some hippos.

A: I heard Chrissy got busted on the gov test for cheating with Franzie!
B: Wow, what a hippo-fucker.

by Rawrmyun December 7, 2010

hippo dump

the act of taking a giant shit on one chest after sex in order to create an exotic feel to perck the nipples

son: hey mom why are dads nipples really hard and why does he smell ?

mom: nothing we just had a hippo dump

by !kidflash! October 20, 2011