close range header

Having sex with a girl that is ugly or of no class. (Slag)

I scored a close range header last night boys it had to be done

by Flairy May 9, 2018

Header

When you use attractive lines and act like you relate to them only to use them for money or sex

Man I pulled such a header on Jessica she doesn’t even know

by Cock handle November 19, 2020

Scoring headers

Very Tired or sleepy. The action footballers make when they score headers. The nod down to head the ball into the net. Similar to nodding asleep on a train.

I’m going to bed, I’ve been scoring headers on the couch.

by Irish Gav July 5, 2021

floor header

1. suck dick
2. stay on their knees

That floor header did her job last night a little too well... my dick still hard

by lovelyladyof93 January 8, 2009

bliming header

Most likely a friend of yours who is of his fucking rocker

Charlie is a bliming header he just punched a dog

by Specel October 8, 2022

flanned the headers

Non maintenance of the cooling system that results in a blown head gasket, antifreeze leaks on to hot exhaust manifold and creates steam. When the antifreeze mixes with the oil it has the color and consistency of flan, thus, the term; “flanning the headers” is applicable.

I flanned the headers and damaged the engine.

by Dora the Destroyer May 31, 2018

Headers

A slang term for a certain student district in Leeds, UK.

Sometimes also referred to as 'Head' if one is feeling particularly sloppy or hungover.

Tom: Would you like to join me for some Pimms?
Tim: Why yes, Tommy, where are you going?

Tom: Headers.

Tim: I'm so hungover.
Tom: Where are you?
Tim: Head.

by Stevie Durham July 15, 2010