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Hawaiian shirt day

Hawaiian shirt day falls on April 21 of every year, so you know if you want to go ahead and uh, wear a Hawaiian shirt and jeans.
Will: Hey Eric why are you wearing that ridiculous Hawaiian shirt?

Eric: Dude it's April 21st, how did you forget about Hawaiian shirt day?
by WilliB April 21, 2013
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Hawaiian Hula Hoop

When you put four strap-ons on, two on your sides, one on the front, and one on the back. Then, move your hips in a circular motion, fucking four other people while doing so.
Did you hear Peter finally pulled off a successful Hawaiian Hula Hoop?
by Smoovy December 6, 2018
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Hawaiian Shish Kebab

When you have such a long dick it snakes through the intestines while soft. Once inside, it gets hard and rips her insides apart.
Dude she died to the Hawaiian Shish Kebab
by Rdobby October 25, 2019
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Hawaiian Cream pie

Hawaiian Cream Pie
was fucking this young native Hawaiian Girl bareback and shot my hot cum into her tight young pussy as I pulled out I saw my hot cum dripping from her pussy making a Hawaiian Cream pie.
by Asianpoker January 26, 2022
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Hawaiian lick job

When you’ve pulled a Hawaiian man and his choad is so wide it can’t fit in any hole, the only option is to lick it.
His choad was so wide I had to give him a Hawaiian lick job
by Choad hag December 4, 2021
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Smelly Hawaiian

Term used only by a douchebag to define a race of people from a place he’s never been to.
“Ron hates on smelly Hawaiians because he’s a dumb haole.”
“Dog the bounty hunter is not a smelly Hawaiian, he’s white.”
by Assmami June 8, 2019
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Hawaiian shotgun

The most confusing way to smoke a blunt, requires at least two people although more is always better. You'll need a blunt, a blanket, a stereo, and a soft landing pad.

Starting by crouching down with your head between your legs, breathing quickly until you start to get lightheaded. At that point you slowly stand up, and your assistant blows you a shotgun along the way. When you get all the way up, and inevitably pass out, the assistant throws the blanket over you and turns on the music.
We did Hawaiian shotguns last night, but Steve didn't have a spotter. He's dead now.

After my Hawaiian shotgun, I thought I was waking up at home in bed, but then I heard the chanting monks and everyone laughing, I had no idea what the fuck was going on.
by Hamfist1000 October 30, 2014
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