HAP

“Hard Ass Penis”

“It’s actually HAP not WAP”
“That Hard Ass Penis make that pussy go to sleep”

by STUPIDSOSS.COM October 4, 2020

no cap no hap

short version of pics or it didn’t happen. play on “no cap” for no screencaps/screenshots.

could also be used for anti maga hats.

“no cap no hap, son!”
“no cappy no happy!”

by guttagelfling December 13, 2020

happed

when you’re seshing with your friends and you’re content with how many bowls you’ve taken. you might smoke more later, but you’re happy.

meg: you want more ?

lily: i’m happed rn, maybe later.

by Scs_0905 December 23, 2021

hippy hap

the notion or action of beating a hippy due to them being a pollution of socity

i hippy happed that stoner

by holllllllyu February 3, 2012

Dead Haps

Dead Happenings: Shorten to D.H. or Dead Haps, when said

1. Usually said when there isn't much to do, or going on.

2. An unfortunate turn of events

Originates from Sydney Australia

"Damn you got work tonight DH"

"Foods so cold cause they took their bloody time, DH"

"The Bottle shop already closed Dead Haps"

by TACOWASTAKEN December 11, 2024

HAP

Hispanic American Princess

Look at her, she gets everything she wants. What a fucking HAP

by hispanic princess March 13, 2018

Hap Lawrence as Lyndon Johnson

Hap's Lyndon Johnson in Oppenheimer; from courtroom dramas to the White House, a leader is born!

Example of how it's used in a sentence:

Person 1: Who's playing LBJ in Oppenheimer?

Person 2: Hap Lawrence as Lyndon Johnson, the legal eagle from those courtroom dramas. He's a President now!

by courtofowls August 23, 2023