Hankelford

Any creature (mostly dogs) that happen to have a funny jaw or enlarged teeth. Also a generic way of pointing out a funny looking animals.

"Look at that Alligator! It's such a Hankelford!"

"Fido, You're a Hankelford!"

by MaryIronman June 29, 2009

hazzelbackshire

a slang word, or a cuss word meaning to crap (poo) on a unicorn.

person #1: hey did you just see that guy?
person #2: ya dude hes such a hazzelbackshire.

by qwerty12223 April 13, 2010

Hazelwood

When a girl gives you a handjob and uses too much lube making the inevitable cleanup a mess. Typically found with Vaseline hand jobs or other oil based lubes. Named for Joseph Hazelwood who fucked the coast of Alaska as Captain of the Exxon Valdez.

All she could find was vaseline to jerk me off so it was a total Hazelwood.

by Mondak October 16, 2017

Hazel

Hazel is a smart but shy person. She looks to strangers as shy and quiet, but when with friends she is super crazy. She is affectionate and kind but can get upset easily. She is quite pretty.

Hey, it’s Hazel! I have heard she is shy but look at her!

by Among_us_fan October 26, 2020

hazzel

a toxic girl but she’s ok

hazzel: stfu

5 mins later

hazzel: i’m so sorry-

by ashislate May 15, 2021

Hanzen

please no please

stop this Hanzen thing i beg of you

by Iamanidiotwith8eyes November 13, 2021

Cool Story Hansel

Originally inspired by the movie Zoolander, this sarcastic phrase is used to respond to a story that lacks substance, or a story perceived to have no message.

The only way to redeem one's self after having been on the receiving end of this remark is to sarcastically reply "Thanks Olaf"

"... and it turns out that after I talked to her, she didn't actually know my friend."

"Cool Story Hansel!"

"Thanks, Olaf!"

by Branman515 May 4, 2007