Handiness

This is when a male human is born with a hand penis, or a handiness, where his regular penis should be. A person with a handiness ussually has finger sticking out of there dong, and sometimes has a palm on the top.

Girl: hey man, whats up?
Dude: Not much, wanna suck my handiness?
Girl: eeeewww! perve!

by shitdood December 28, 2007

Pan Handling

When a hobo gives another hobo a hand job.

"Dude, I was out the other day and I walked by this alley where to hobos were pan handling each other."
"They were asking each other for money?"
"Nah dude, nah!"

by Paw Lee October 12, 2012

Hanking

Hanging yourself whilst masturbating

Hanking - Hanging yourself whilst masturbating

by andrea36 August 24, 2008

Handling

The term for any form of fanfiction involving shipping, and said 'ships' doing the dirty. In other words, smut fanfiction. This is a play on words for 'shipping and handling', with 'shipping' being the first part and 'handling' being the second.

This is poorly written handling.

The woman literally cannot stop writing handling, and it's weirding out the neighbors.

by Sizniche December 6, 2016

Pan-Handling

A phrase coined by two hetaliafags to describe the act of touching/stroking/handling America's penis, Florida.

I read this fic last night where Canada was totally Pan-Handling America~

by erstin June 22, 2011

Handincredible

Astonishingly and fantastically handy acts made possible through the mad skills you can learn from the Handyman. Adjectival form is permitted. Term introduced on the Handyman for the Common Man web-only TV show.

“No doubt ‘bout it, cuz. That Handyman churned out some wicked handincredible multi-purpose bookshelves.”

by The Handy Writer May 10, 2009

Handingo

A tug job from a person of color.

Him: Your black date is smoking hot!
You: Yeah and on the way here I got some handingo action.

by Mr Special September 9, 2018