Brass Handcuffs

Similar to the golden handcuffs that keep you at a horrible job, but upon closer inspection, you’ll notice they’re not anywhere near as valuable despite looking similar.

They’re attempting to keep people around with handcuffs, but what they’re actually offering are brass handcuffs, not gold. They’re the same color, but folks are going to leave because they’re not strong or valuable enough to keep us around.

by anonymous January 28, 2022

Golden Handcuffs

When a person has a high paying job that they are not used to so they spend all of their money loading themselves up with expenses and loans and are then stuck in a job they hate because they can't afford to leave it.

I would quit but I have a case of the golden handcuffs

by Tollllllyolo August 5, 2023

mongolian handcuffs

when you're 5 in the pink & 5 in the stink, rip thick44

i gave her the ol' mongolian handcuffs

by battlefield friends 2003 January 22, 2024

Slippery handcuff challenge

When 2 people nut on each others hands and then hold hands together.

First person to slip loses

"Hey bro!""lets do the Slippery handcuff challenge!" *Nut, nut, nut*

by Frostedv46 April 26, 2024

Pants Handcuffing Ankles

Basically a way of saying someone is in the act of masturbation or jerking off. It is meant to symbolize the imagery of pants strapped around the ankles like a handcuff straps around two hands.

It is sometimes written as "P.H.A!"

Jovan Jordan: anytime I see Rosa Johnson's or Alicia Campagna's phat ass and small tits on social media, it always leads to a pants handcuffing ankles type of situation

Dredd: yeah I feel the same way about Kelsi Monroe, Jada Stevens, Olivia Rose Livi Whitman and Liz Jordan. Thick pawgs always make you want to beat your meat

by GermanGoon January 9, 2025

pink fluffy handcuffs

Pink Fluffy Handcuffs are handcuffs that are pink and fluffy

WOW! I love your pink fluffy handcuffs!

by 357TVT February 5, 2017