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Russian Headstand

It is when the girl is on her head on a couch and the guy is holding her legs while they are having sex.
Dude me and my girl did a russian headstand yesterday.
by The Headstand October 7, 2009
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Handitard

1.A person which barely qualifies as handicapped yet is a douchebag. 2. Someone who is a complete failure.
"That fucker just cut me off what a handitard."
by BobfromCanada July 15, 2009
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indian hand stand

An act which involves defecating on one's self for sexual enjoyment. The subject will perform a hand stand and proceed to cover themselves in their own fecal matter. Whilst upside down, gravity will force the fecal substance to cover the body. A successful attempt is called an "Indian Hand Stand."
Dammit, Frank did an Indian Hand Stand again. Grab the steam cleaner!
by Booty Burgler August 12, 2006
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handydandycandlehandle

A married woman, better than all other married women, often referred to as the starwars character "Yoda".
Come hither and bring me goodies, handydandycandlehandle.
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handitards

A handi-tard is the combination of handicapped and retarded. My friend accidentlly made up this term when trying to say both words at the same time, and that came out.
When I was at the park, I saw these people in wheel chairs and helmets and instantly I knew that they were handitards.
by Maynard5 May 19, 2006
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handstands in the shower

Technique for applying cold running water to the arse the day after a particularly spicy meal
Mark, if you order the vindaloo in this restaurant you'll be doing handstands in the shower tomorrow
by gav-wan July 13, 2018
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Hampstand

In a male's apartment/house, the hamper next to the bed that is also used as a makeshift nightstand to put shit on because we don't believe in wasting money on an actual nightstand until a girl comes along and insists that we get one.
"You need to get rid of that hampstand so I don't have to move my phone off it every time you need to put your dirty boxers in it."
by inmyworld9 September 10, 2011
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