Things are all screwed up.
by Sadie2 April 26, 2007
Get the hay wiremug. (aka "rub the haystack")The act of one sexual partner rubbing the hairs between the balls (or vagoona) and the anus, in order to achieve sexual pleasure. May be combined with a hand-/blowjob for ultimate satisfaction.
Damn, bro, my girlfriend was super kinky last night. She played a game of "stroke the needle and rub the haystack" and it was top notch.
by deryl streep January 8, 2013
Get the Rub the Haymug. In J. R. R. Tolkien's fictional epic, "The Lord of the Rings," the Uruk-hai (Black Speech meaning Orc folk) were a new breed of Orcs that appeared during the Third Age. They were faster and stronger than their forebearers, and had the ability to travel in daylight. They are often mistaken to be a cross between Orcs and Elves, when in fact, Orcs are themselves transformed Elves--the purest form of life on Arda--who were captured and corrupted through torture and mutilation by Melkor in the First Age. Another common misconception is that they are a crossbreed of Orcs and Goblin Men; however, the term "Goblin" is synonymous with "Orc." Their exact origin is not precisely known, but it is suggested (and usually agreed) that they are the result of crossbreeding Orcs and Men, *hence* "Goblin-Men."
by Gabbi December 28, 2005
Get the uruk-haimug. by TJ Bragg September 20, 2006
Get the rolling in the haymug. 
Used to say to your homies that
1. it's time for an event to go down
2. it's time to start something that was planned
3. it's time to leave for somewhere that was planned
Origin: Might have originated from the saying 'Make hay when the sun shines'
1. it's time for an event to go down
2. it's time to start something that was planned
3. it's time to leave for somewhere that was planned
Origin: Might have originated from the saying 'Make hay when the sun shines'
Ron: I started up the Xbox. You do the first song. Did you get the beers?
Jake: Yeah man! It's hay time!
Jake: Yeah man! It's hay time!
by Pseudonym, obviously January 2, 2009
Get the hay timemug. A Highschool filled with a bunch of Basic White Bitches, Druggies, HypeBeasts and Rednecks that like to fuck Eigth Graders. The admin are all old and pissy, and the food smells like rotten meat
“ Did i just see those rednecks pick up an eigth grader??”
“Yeah man, that hick definatly goes Hays Highschool.”
“Yeah man, that hick definatly goes Hays Highschool.”
by JakeThe.Beast February 28, 2019
Get the Hays Highschoolmug.