i have a confession for you

It means someone likes you

“I have a confession for you.”
“I like you too”

by Usknfnejwmsm October 31, 2017

Where have you been all my life?

An interest in something one admires; a person really likes you and can't see themselves not having you in their life; you are the one that prayed about and hoped for; and one that is unique and different than anyone they have ever dated

all have been my where you
companion soulmate

Jessica: I really enjoy spending time with you. You always seem to put a smile on my face.
Michael: I feel the same way, Jessica. Where have you been all my life?

by TheRealTashee April 14, 2016

have you ever heard of among us, gregory?

a among us meme from five night at freddy's: security breach

gregory, do you see the small vent on the floor? have you ever heard of among us, gregory? you need to vent. i know it will be hard for you to be sus but i know you can do it gregory.

by Cosmq February 9, 2022

You all would not have had, had I had not have had you all to have had.

The long version of y'all'd'nt've'd'd'i'd'nt've'd'y'all't've'd, which is the longest grammatically correct contraction. It means without me, you couldn't have done it.

P 1: We did it!
P 2: You all would not have had, had I had not have had you all to have had."

by George Washingmachine. January 3, 2021

Have you ever run a friction crane?

When a guy wants to talk to a girl but he doesn’t know what to say to her he asks her if she has ever run a friction crane. Nobody really knows what a friction crane is but it is a way to start a conversation.

Guy: Have you ever run a friction crane?
Girl: Whats that?
Guy: I don’t know but I thought you were pretty and I wanted to talk to you.

by Friction crane guy January 1, 2023

How many cigarettes have you got, lad?

How many cigarettes have you got, lad?

How many cigarettes have you got, lad?
*smashes head against a door*

by Oh hey cousin. July 14, 2021

Have you been putting butter in my honey?

An accusation towards someone who is suspected of interfering in your business in a secretive or deceitful manner.

You think your friend might be seeing your girlfriend and say "Have you been putting butter in my honey?" OR: You suspect that someone has been talking about you behind your back. OR: You think someone used a dirty butter knife in your honey jar.

by The Vindicator November 14, 2006