Hot Hammy

The act of a man folding up a slice of cheese and placing it in a hot vagina, ejaculate, then eat the mixture, simulating a hot ham and cheese sandwich, which is commonly served in schools.

I got a Hot Hammy a couple of days ago and my pussy still itches.

by BigDickCorrine July 4, 2020

Hammy Jammy

When you shove all five fingers at once rapidly in or out of a vagina.

I gave my girlfriend a hammy jammy in the back seat of my car

by Houfyu December 31, 2018

hammy bananies

When something is way too hammy for your bananies.

Man her tits were Hammy Bananies.

Those White Supremacists were Hammy Bananies!

by Scooter Ce September 1, 2017

Pulled a hammy

To run from gunfire.

The chopper came out and that nigga pulled a hammy.

by aChopperNsumDope January 3, 2010

Pull a Hammy

When the stresses of work become so overwhelming and the nosh has runneth empty, that you have no other option then to walk to the local liquor store to purchase a pint of leeds and wallow your sorrows away at the Murray Hill train station.

Ugh, if this one keeps it up I'm about to pull a hammy.

by Cheetah T March 19, 2010

Hammy Pants

1)The end result of a catastrophic fit of laughter, surprise, or rage; 2) a figurative idiomatic euphemism insinuating a radical and prodigious defecation in one's polyester, or otherwise fashion-deficient, undergarments; 3)The shitting of oneself in response to hilarity or indignation of hyperbolic proportions; 4) an often inappropriate response to overly offensive and morbid humor an individual finds morally reprehensible yet uncontrollably humorous causing inadvertent loss of bowel control in the form, shape, or smell of a Honey Baked Ham; 5) an irregular deucing in response to overwhelming emotion; 6) the reaction one would have after finding an unwanted demon, fire-baby or she-beast under one’s bed; 7) tossing a fat one out the back gate; 8) Painful yet humorous ass-delivery; 9) the result of being told by a Lowe's Customer Service Agent to take you and your son across the parkinglot to get a jump with the brand new Cobalt jumper-cables you just bought at said Lowe's.

Dude, don't jump out of the closet with a machete. You gave me hammy pants.

That bastard at Lowe's Really gave me the hammy Pants when he told me to walk across the street for a jump.

The ghost of a puppy fetus really made me ham my pants. <--example of morally reprehensible humor.

Taking my husband around town after his sugery like a scene out of "Weekend at Bernie's" seriously gave me a case of hammy pants.

by silverback487 November 22, 2011

Hammy Downs

Items, particularly clothes, received second-hand or used.

That's why I just try not to buy as nice of things. I end just breaking them or getting them dirty. So I just get used and hammy downs so it's not as big of a deal.

by HiMatt May 27, 2020