straight hail

When someone is completely fucking stupid they are "straight hail" as if they have suffered extreme brain damage from being stuck in an insane hail storm.

Bro 1: I swallowed an ice cube 3 days ago, how come I haven't pooped it out yet?

Bro 2: Holy fuck you're straight hail

by Its Ya Boy Yung Dagger Dick September 9, 2018

charlie hails

if you are charlie hails your a really sexy guy with an amazing physique your bum is massive and sexy logan wants your ass big boy and he also loves his number 1 sweet cheeks cummy chris *winks*

me: hey big boy can you rail me with your big boy

charlie hails : no i’m to busy giving my number 1 sweet cheeks sloppy toppy

by cummy chris January 15, 2023

Hail bays

The dyslexic version of hay bails that my brain came up with.

You- Oh look at those hail bays!!!
Person- You mean hay bails...?
You- Leave me and my dyslexia be...

by ~Avacodo~ August 11, 2021

Paper Hailing

Paper Hailing: the act of getting a piece of paper or papers and cutting or tearing them into pieces rolling them up into a hail sized piece of paper and then blowing it on to someone (sizes of paper hail can vary)

Example: "You just got Paper Hailed"
Paper Hailing: the act of getting a piece of paper or papers and cutting or tearing them into pieces rolling them up into a hail sized piece of paper (sizes can vary)

by Gregory Ferrara January 7, 2019

Hard as hail

It’s not hard as hell. Hell isnt hard. Hail is. Hell is hot. Hence the phrase “hot as hell”

That test was hard as hail.

by Godofthottties9679 June 6, 2018

Hail Damage

Celulite on the thighs.

She wasn't bad, but did you see all her hail damage?

by ronald June 5, 2004

hail damage

Cellulite on a person's body that looks like hail damage.

"Damn! She'd better file a claim for all of that hail damage!'

by State Farm Insurance June 21, 2005