Guinea pig

The root of all evil

Unsuspecting person: I want a pet!
Guinea pig: Squeak squeak (Translation: I just sold my soul. I would like to eat you now.)
Unsuspecting person: Oh my god I want it! I'm naming her Angel!
News reporter: Unsuspecting person was murdered and eaten in their own house by Angel the guinea pig...

by meljogo March 10, 2021

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Guinea pig

A cute furry potato as what people say although it is toxic to them

Did you know GUINEA pigs poop 20 times an hour?!

by I like guinea pigs :> March 29, 2020

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basically a series/collection of japanese gore movies. All containing blood, mutilation, murder, and torture. I do not recommend watching it, it is very graphic and contains lots and lots of gore. You have been warned (there are 6 movies in there)

person 1: Have you seen the guinea pig movies? That is some sick stuff

person 2: Yeah.. Yikes, that was really bad

person 1: Agreed..

by slay queen girlboss fr October 28, 2022

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Guinea Pig eating a banana

A small girl taking a huge dick

That girl was like a Guinea pig eating a banana when she gave me head.

by Tranykingtruck October 23, 2015

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Peruvian guinea pig

The type of guinea pig people think of when they think of long haired guinea pigs. They got that fur that touches the floor, and you can cut it to make your guinea pig look emo.

I gave my peruvian guinea pig a shave.

by VioletThePurple February 25, 2023

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