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Guinea pig

Cute furry chubby patato creature always looking for food
Person 1: Yoooo i’m getting a guinea pig!
Person 2: yooo bro thats so cool
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Guinea pig

A cute, furry rodent that enjoys eating hay and veggies. They have a built in motion tracker that can dectect nearby movement. They also have a nose that can sniff veggie treats from half metre radius. Their necks have a 180 degree rotation view and they can swiftly turn out pellets from their rear end. Their mouth can chomp on anything it desires; lettuce, carrots, cucumbers, hay, paper and more. They are easy to raise as a pet in the right circumstances. Just beware, they don't care about your suffering while cleaning for them!
Joe: Wait, where's my veggies?
Theo: The guinea pigs stole them.
Joe: Of course they did!
by GuineaPigMaster February 27, 2017
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Guinea Pig

Guinea POGGG IS FAT POTAT. looks like furry potato.
by CrunchayMaster123 July 19, 2023
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Guinea pig

Unsuspecting person: I want a pet!
Guinea pig: Squeak squeak (Translation: I just sold my soul. I would like to eat you now.)
Unsuspecting person: Oh my god I want it! I'm naming her Angel!
News reporter: Unsuspecting person was murdered and eaten in their own house by Angel the guinea pig...
by meljogo March 9, 2021
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Guinea Pig

A very squeaky animal that needs food 100% of the time. When they hear anything that is similar to their treats opening or food bags, they start to scream with excitement which most people interpret as; FOOD I WANT FOOD GIVE ME FOOD.
"My Guinea Pig is a food hog."
"Guinea Pigs are strange but adorable creatures."
"Guinea Pigs are great pets."
"I have a Guinea Pig, It is a lot of work."
by Sailor May April 16, 2020
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Guinea pig

A cute furry potato as what people say although it is toxic to them
by I like guinea pigs :> March 28, 2020
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Guinea pig

The world's cutest animal ever! nothing can ever be cuter
person: man I want a pet
guinea pigs: *is alive*
by padytonia the awesome September 19, 2022
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