Twisting guinea

A crazy person who forces themselves into unnatural or very annoying movement motions or comments that disrupts any activity or peace within a home or place of work. Such as, pounding or swearing or stomping.

“Seth stop pounding you twisting guinea”

“Dude, stop being a twisting guinea”

by PandaChicken March 16, 2018

goth guinea

someone who is goth and is tremendously hairy

bro i saw a goth guinea when i was at a peppa pig concert they were extra gothie

by clikkie January 31, 2019

Guinea Roll

A racist expression referring to the low class Italian practice of folding or rolling up currency so that the exterior bill is a large denomination while the interior bills are small denominations thus giving the appearance of being a baller by having a wad of cash. IE One, hundred dollar bill wrapped around twenty, dollar bills.

Look at the poser with his gold chains and Guinea roll.

by PHAT Mama J May 14, 2016

Guinea Pig

Guinea pigs are a furry ball, or a potato. They have little squeakers that sound like a pig being stabbed, and can go off when they hear you, the fridge opening, a bag crinkle, or if they see food.

Whenever they eat, they make little potato baby’s. Usually after eating you’ll find a mound of these. Sometimes they’ll go back for seconds sometimes and will eat the potato baby’s.
A furry potato can also be a skinny piggy which is a peeled potato.

The guinea pig was eaten by the Inca

by Peznuttychu September 20, 2019

guinea dick

A much, much smaller, softer furred, terrified version of a regular dick.

Damn these uncoordinated tittie midgets and their jigging Guinea dicks!

by LeAFiLL October 17, 2017

Equatorial Guinea

Due to the oil industry, it is the richest African country but it has one of the poorest average populations in the world. This is because the national leaders hog all the money to themselves. It is also the only African country that speaks Spanish. Its capital (Malabo) is on a tiny island (Bioko) far away from the mainland (Rio Muni). It's also really hot down there. Not to be confused with Guinea, Guinea Bissau, Papua New Guinea, Guyana, French Guiana, the island New Guinea, or the guinea pig.

ITS ALL ABOUT THE OIL AND THE DICTATORS DOWN THERE IN EQUATORIAL GUINEA!

by CallingAllTortoises April 15, 2019

guinea gravy

A tomato based sauce served over meat,poultry,fish and pasta.

Vito- I think Mama put too much garlic in the guinea gravy

by Mischief -gold&piracy September 22, 2017