Guillotine

Extreme woman muffin top that you need to lift up when you wanna engage in sexual intercourse with a ginormous rhino of a chick. When that muffin top flops back down after insertion, it basically does to your dick what a guillotine used to do to people's heads.

George: "whatsup dude how's your penis?"

Tom: "Not too good man, last night I fucked this bitch while I was really drunk and she definitely was packin the guillotine"

by lil bastard December 14, 2010

Guillotine

a prank when you are over a friends house, and you call his girlfriend and tell her he wants a blowjob, then hide in the closet. when she is sucking his cock, you jump out of the closet naked and surprise her, causing her to bite down on your friend's dick.

wow that guillotine left a mark on my dick for months

by Mr. Skin Flute696969pecansandy March 17, 2009

Guillotine Elbow

The un-recognised medical condition for people who spend most of their time at work operating old, stiff, heavy paper guillotine cutters. An elbow injury for Office Supplies workers.

X: "can you cut this paper work in half for me?"

Y:"I've already got guillotine elbow from the last job lot you gave me!"

by Raze Agenda December 9, 2009

dutch guillotine

Head-locking someone between your knees (slightly bent) and farting

Holy shit, he just dutch guillotined his girlfriend! TKO

by TurdFerguson01 January 31, 2016

flying guillotine

this is a secondary weapon for the scout class in tf2
unlike all the pistol weapons this is not a hitreg weapon it is a single use projectile that recharges
upon landing a hit with it the enemy will take 50 damage and then have the bleed effect applied for 8 seconds
in total it will deal up to 90 damage

scout1: i can aim consistantly wth the flying guillotine
scout2: id rather use hitreg weapons

by sniper nate October 27, 2020

Train Guillotine

The process of decapitation by the wheels of a train.

Holy shieeet, that chick got train guillotined.

by LagunaTrain69 January 9, 2023

Grillover

1. Grillover is derived from the Romanian word "peste la gratar", meaning "over grilled". You may experience a grillover is you have been cooking out for long hours, or flip burgers at steak'n'shake on a nightly basis. Comparable to a hangover, grillovers tend to cause pain. tingling, or loud squeaky noises concentrated in the wrist/forearm areas. To avoid a grillover please limit time in front of the grill or stove and drink plenty of lemonade.

2. Grill over is also used as a code name for a post-sex bingo game.

1. Oh man I have the worst "grillover". There is no way I can go out today.
Well, toss my marbles in a paper bag. That stinks.

by purpleyouth November 13, 2010